Literate 49% of America apologizes

[Kawaii]

http://sorryeverybody.com/

Almost brought a tear to my eye.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Election's over. Deal.

 

[Leslie]

Hey now, no need to shut it down quite yet. We're still apologizing for Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Hey now, no need to shut it down quite yet. We're still apologizing for Celine Dion and Bryan Adams.

Bryan I will accept the apology. Celine...never.

And add Alanis to that list while yer at it...

 

[Leslie]

ohgod I'm deeply ashamed of that one.

And Shania

 

[unclehobart]

I'm still waiting for Canada to apologize for Loverboy.

 

[unclehobart]

Howzat new PM o' yers working out? Better'n mumbly-Joe-whozits?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Gawd, if we're going down this road, I fear the US will never be able to catch up!

Vanilla Ice?
Mike Tyson?
Tipper Gore? That one alone is unpardonable...
Rikki Lake?
William Hung?


I mean, where do we even begin?

 

[Leslie]

Paul Martin. I like him, he's doin well. Not quite goin the way I'd like but not bad. He's got some balls anyway, and he's down to earth.

I hereby apologize for the group Loverboy, their image, their music, and all ensuing emotional damages thereof.

 

[PT]

I hereby apologize for the group Loverboy, their image, their music, and all ensuing emotional damages thereof.

accepted. Now, on to Celine. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!?!???!

 

[Starya]

Listening to Celine makes me feel all mushy and warm inside.


Nothing a trip to the loo can't fix.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I...umm..I kinda sorta liked a couple of Loverboy's songs...way back in the day I mean...just for the love of all things holy, dude, please, lose the headband already...

 

[unclehobart]

I'd like to apologize for all of those 'Corey' kids from the 80's. I'm sure that most of 'em are ours.

 

[PT]

I'd like to apologize for all of those 'Corey' kids from the 80's. I'm sure that most of 'em are ours.

Cory, no e. Just cory. Does that mean I don't count....

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

I'm still waiting for Canada to apologize for Loverboy.

Hey now, when i was in the eighth grade loverboys first album was the one i listened to whenever i was lusting after some girl(which was pretty much all the time). My collection at that time gets more disturbing but i'll spare you the details.

 

[chcr]

Cory, no e. Just cory. Does that mean I don't count....

Okay, we apologize for PT too.

 

[PT]

I'd like to apologize for all of those 'Corey' kids from the 80's. I'm sure that most of 'em are ours.

And by the way, what's with all these Roberts that want to be called Rob. What's worng with Bob?

 

[Luis G]

And Shania

HEY!!!!

she's hotter than hell

 

[Leslie]

Howzat new PM o' yers working out? Better'n mumbly-Joe-whozits?

this is him

 

[tank girl]

apology accepted....


(though, we'll have to wait and see how far to hell the world actually goes in the next four years...) I'm actually kinda concerned. For my children, at least...