Welcome aboard Ed! Now, you've been living with the gf for 16 years but that doesn't necessarily preclude her being much over 16yrs old, now does it?:grinno:
On klutziness, I know we all heard
"It's all a lot of fun until somebody gets an eye put out! " or something to that effect. Did anybody ever know of someone getting an eye put out?? :grinno:
I used to meet girls in bars all the time that looked like the billboard, problem was, the next mornin' they looked like the girl at the beginning!:retard3: