Sex or Masterbation

[MrBishop]

Sex...no, fapping, no sex...umh fapping.

Hmmm... If I had a partner tat picked the same thing as me, it wouldn't matter what I picked, eh?

If she picked masturbation, than I wouldn't get any if I picked sex.
If I picked masturbation and she picked sex...I'd be in a world of hurt.

I pick...my nose and think about it some more.

 

[tonksy]

Hmmm... If I had a partner tat picked the same thing as me, it wouldn't matter what I picked, eh?

If she picked masturbation, than I wouldn't get any if I picked sex.
If I picked masturbation and she picked sex...

if you add a pack of money and a bunch of other couples, it sounds like the premise for a really bad reality show....

 

[paul_valaru]

if you add a pack of money and a bunch of other couples, it sounds like the premise for a really bad reality show....

stop, if the producers at fox read this, I'll be forced to watch it next year

 

[tonksy]

stop, if the producers at fox read this, I'll be forced to watch it next year

relax, i think that's a little lewd...even for fox.

 

[paul_valaru]

relax, i think that's a little lewd...even for fox.

paradise hotel, temptation island

it's up there alley

 

[AlphaTroll]

Sex...no, fapping, no sex...umh fapping.

Hmmm... If I had a partner tat picked the same thing as me, it wouldn't matter what I picked, eh?

If she picked masturbation, than I wouldn't get any if I picked sex.
If I picked masturbation and she picked sex...I'd be in a world of hurt.

I pick...my nose and think about it some more.

Ah well - either way you're pretty much fucked innit?

 

[tonksy]

paradise hotel, temptation island

it's up there alley

you're absolutley right! i'd forgotten those! never watched those, some train wrecks are just too messy....

 

[paul_valaru]

you're absolutley right! i'd forgotten those! never watched those, some train wrecks are just too messy....

but then yo can't help but slow down.......

why don't they jsut have a reality show called "wife swap"

it would be easier

 

[tonksy]

but then yo can't help but slow down.......

why don't they jsut have a reality show called "wife swap"

it would be easier

ahh, i think that is too blatant a slap in the face for the moral majority. mayhap you could pitch it to skinemax.

 

[SexyBoo]

This is actually a tough question for me. I totally agree with AT, but at the same time I am torn because I love great sex and really get a kick out of watching my lover enjoy himself (or herself). If I had to have a lifetime of bad sex, I think I would rather masturbate. Because that is what I am afraid I'm facing for the rest of my future sex life, I guess I will be making good use of my vibrator!

 

[MrBishop]

Ah well - either way you're pretty much fucked innit?

Actually, with my luck...I wouldn't be fucked.

 

[tonksy]

If I had to have a lifetime of bad sex, I think I would rather masturbate. Because that is what I am afraid I'm facing for the rest of my future sex life.

hmm. gotcha there, but remember, sex is like pizza even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

 

[PT]

I think I'd have to choose sex. Masturbation is good and all, but it doesn't compare.

 

[CydCharisse]

dammit....only one?


OK...I'd definately choose sex for all enternity

 

[AlladinSane]

Or lack of it. Keep in mind that!

 

[CydCharisse]

me lack sex? Nah...that's not possible

 

[freako104]

actually if she does it i will choose masturbation. nothing like a womans hands. except her lips

 

[SexyBoo]

hmm. gotcha there, but remember, sex is like pizza even when it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Tonksy, you definitely haven't had the horror and utter disappointment of some of the bad sex I have had then! I'm so jealous!

 

[markjs]

Even bad sex is good only applies to men.

 

[tonksy]

i'm not saying that all sex is good, i'm just sayng that i have never felt worse for having it. well, okay thats not true...but i mean even if the sex you are having is lousy, it's still sex and usually that involves kissing and hugging and wrestling and groping. so even if the intercourse or head sucks (god, don't you hate lousy head?) it still was prolly an alright time.