What's the difference between the French & toast?

[Aunty Em]

.... You can make soldiers out of toast...


What do you call a war without France?

.... World War II...


What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

Clint makes your day... anal sex makes your whole week...


Boom, Boom!

 

[Professur]

Isn't it supposed to be "Anal sex makes your hole weak"?

 

[unclehobart]

Thats the way I know it as well.

 

[Justintime]

same here.

 

[Squiggy]

It scares me that you three 'know' that....

 

[Aunty Em]

@ Squiggy

 

[Jeslek]

Myth

 

[freako104]

What do you call a war without France?

winning without surrendering.






hey i was thinking c3po must be french hes the only guy in star wars who said I surrender??






jizlick that was wayyyyyyyyyyyyy tmi.

 

[Professur]

I guess his boyfriend's not big enough to cause any stretching.

 

[freako104]

I guess his boyfriend's not big enough to cause any stretching.

god that was gross prof. :barfonme: i quoted it ewwwwww.

 

[Jeslek]

It is a muscle... Your muscle can't weaken by using it... And my boyfriends are just fine thanks for asking.

 

[flavio]

It is a muscle... Your muscle can't weaken by using it... And my boyfriends are just fine thanks for asking.

A long time ago I suggested that you might be gay. For some reason you got very angry about it.

I guess maybe you hadn't really settled in yet.

 

[Justintime]

burrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[freako104]

A long time ago I suggested that you might be gay. For some reason you got very angry about it.

that wasnt a suggestion hes still in the closet.

 

[Jeslek]

Yup I'm gay, and I'm messing around with girls all the time. Apparently you're one of those straight guys that are so homophobic that you wouldn't even consider anal sex with your girlfriend.

But flavio, that statement sounded derogatory. You have problems with people that don't quite fit your model of life?

 

[freako104]

Yup I'm gay, and I'm messing around with girls all the time. Apparently you're one of those straight guys that are so homophobic that you wouldn't even consider anal sex with your girlfriend.

well you know im always joking with that and ill only do anal if is what she wants as long as she knows mine is an exit only

But flavio, that statement sounded derogatory. You have problems with people that don't quite fit your model of life?
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same to you mate

 

[flavio]

But flavio, that statement sounded derogatory. You have problems with people that don't quite fit your model of life?

There's nothing wrong with being gay. I just don't like it when people aren't honest with themselves. And when they post pictures of other people and pretend it's them.

 

[MrBishop]

Flav: Sometimes, people are not able to be honest with themselves, and much less others, even on a conscient basis. It's a product of the social pressures against homosexuality and other 'alternative' lifestyles.

C'est la vie

 

[Jeslek]

So flavio in your expert opinion, I'm now supposedly gay. Do gay guys like to make out with girls and mess around with them?

 

[Shadowfax]

only at otc: how a bad joke can turn into the uninteresting question whether somebody is gay or not.

i don't see the importance about that in the first place, let alone with people you know through the internet.

the only gay thing around here is this thread