Testicles

[BeardofPants]

I have an ointment for that.

Izzat the one that claims to enlarge penises?

 

[paul_valaru]

Izzat the one that claims to enlarge penises?

they all enlarge penises, if you rub em in long enough

 

[BeardofPants]

hmmm....
*goes off to experiment on some witless male

 

[paul_valaru]

hmmm....
*goes off to experiment on some witless male

lol, poor bastard

hey wait a second!!!!!

 

[Winky]

http://images.military.com/Shock/0,,SA_050727_BadBone,00.html

 

[Inkara1]

I keep thinking about the joke with the blonde who got fired from the Tickle Me Elmo facotry for misinterpreting the instructions to "give Elmo two test tickles."

 

[Professur]

I just scratched mine.

 

[Uki Chick]

did it feel good?

 

[BeardofPants]

I just scratched the BF's. He told me it tickles.

 

[Uki Chick]

really? I'll have to try that on the BF tonight and see what he thinks.

 

[Starya]

I should try that too. Just gotta find me some testicles first.

 

[BeardofPants]

Oh, don't worry about that. Just grab the ones next to you in the bus stop. He won't mind.

 

[Starya]

Maybe I'll just wait until the next time we go for a swim. Easier access.

 

[Uki Chick]

I scratched my BF's and he said it tickled a little. I guess it's the nails or something

 

[BeardofPants]

Maybe I'll just wait until the next time we go for a swim. Easier access.

Wouldn't there be major shrinkage problems in norwegian water?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Not if you scratch the right way.

 

[Starya]

Wouldn't there be major shrinkage problems in norwegian water?

Depends on where you find the water.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Damn. Somebody kill a hog in that wadin' pool?

 

[MrBishop]

Hunting for the oldest/first post on OTC

 

[highwayman]

Oldest? looks like you are looking for the longest lasting...