so...

[unclehobart]

fess up

 

[Luis G]

i have no kids, therefore i go for the beer

 

[unclehobart]

depends on the beer.

 

[Scanty]

beer cos...well, I'm not a man.

 

[Scanty]

^ That was a lie, I am really.

 

[unclehobart]

^ hopes not

 

[Scanty]

Yeah, that girl in the pictures...that's just my little cousin Betty.

I'm really a 200 pound, Mancunian truck driver called Bernard.

 

[whoreable]

what if i don't want a beer and i am not a father?

can you help me bernard?

 

[unclehobart]

get the beer and barter with someone else for a more desired article.

 

[whoreable]

Anyone wanna trade my beer for a father of the year award?

 

[Shadowfax]

i choose the beer (of course)

 

[Gonz]

fatherhood (ask me again in 9 years)

 

[Jeslek]

fatherhood, even though I don't have kids, I really want some one day.

 

[whoreable]

Maybe beer is the way to being a perfect father???? perhaps you could have both!!!

 

[ris]

i wanna be [god]father of the year )

 

[kuulani]

give me beer.
'Cause I'm not a "a 200 pound, Mancunian truck driver called Bernard."

 

[nalani]

ditto ku'u

 

[Professur]

Unc, I've got two things to say to you.





Fuck. And you.



Seriously, I'd take the beer. I don't want to be father of the year. I'm happy getting a hug at bedtime. I don't need anymore than that.

 

[AlladinSane]

No kids for me. I'd take a beer but I don't have any at home...

 

[unclehobart]

Its amazing how pulling a question out of a Simpsons song can generate such a dearth of emotions.