unclehobart
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this years offering:
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I was scarred by all of the lame candies passed out in my hood when I was young. Nothing but mangled micro tootsie rolls and 5 gram Bit O Honeys... mayhaps the odd Reeces nugglet. I was determined to be known as 'that creepy guy that lives in the dark house who gives out awesome oversized halloween candies'. The kids show approval by only stomping half of my plants into mush instead of all of them.whoreable said:you give whole packs of gum???
slim jims?
and pringles??
you are the best.
I have a small horde of borderline 12-14 year olds with a salt tooth running my streets. I almost bought champagne for the adults... but blew out the budget on the sugary stuff. I dont remember last year being this darn expensive.HomeLAN said:The Slim Jims just seem so out of place.
I pull cans of silly string out of my shrubbery. Tennis balls, candy wrappers, shaving cream, cigarette butts, and costume remnants.Scanty said:In my village houses and cars get egged on halloween, regardless of generosity. It ain't nice. Might as well be trick-or-trick.![]()
Just munch on the swan and tell people that you like your pate' 'from the tap'.Scanty said:I wanna dress up this year. Or do something, anyway cos it's no fun anymore. I'll dress up as bjork. Kill a swan and wrap it round me or sumink.![]()