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We're thinking of selling the dog for some quick cash, or leasing out the children as day-laborers in Mexico.

:shrug: Maybe there are rabid dogs rampant in the town

I'd hate to be the guy that had to bag the evidence that day...

Happiestest birfday! :D :cake:

Jeff got me sirius for valentine's day this year. I love it. On long trips, there is always variety, whether you want to listen to music, news, or comedy.

Too busy bustin badguys to submit statistics, no doubt ;)

A population of 300,000 and Wichita isn't even on the list... Kansas City, Kansas: 342 Kansas City MO: 356 But thats like 200 miles away.

I'll take the land it's on, they can keep the house. 20 acres, right next to a national forest...

He is good at being my best friend, the person who can read my mind before I know what it is I am thinking, the person who I am never afraid to say anything to. He also loves my kids even though they aren't his, takes interest in their lives, and asks what they did at school, every single...

Well, he does now. On a timeshare, but still boobs is boobs :D

I'm just too sheltered....

Happy birthday Sam :)

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Math quiz: 18-6= 12?? :eek5:

And why, exactly, do you know so much about bumper nuts? Do you have a secret stash you've been keeping from me?

I went shopping for halloween costumes for the girls this Saturday. In the parking lot, there was this truck, with what I thought looked an awful lot like bull testicles hanging from the back of it. I thought "how cute....", and dismissed it as a one-time thing. Lo and behold, driving my...

Yeah, Beer. :D

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If 300,000,000 Americans debated Canadian politics at *any* time, I would look to the west and see if the sun was rising there ;)

Americans don't comment on Canadian politics because they don't *care* about Canadian politics. Do you know who the prime minister of Canada is, how our political system works? Do you care? Probably not. :shrug: You can't criticize or comment on something you don't give a flying poop about ;) In...