Worst pickup line used or heard by you????

IDLEchild

IDLEchild

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Pretty simple really...so what was it?

I heard this during the educational years.

"Baby your father must be a terrorist....because you da bomb"

Heard this on the boob tube the other day

"Are your parents retarded? because you are one special girl"
 
R

Rose

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How about this - a friend of mine was telling me he went to a water park some years ago. A female came up to him and asked if he had a roll of pennies in his pocket. He replied with a "yes, want me to pound some sense into you?" *hehe*

I still need to get the rest of the story to find out what happened, though.
 
a13antichrist

a13antichrist

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Buttcrackdivine said:
Heard this on the boob tube the other day
Click to expand...

Dude, a boob tube is a tight top for chicks - hence the boobs. The television, which is what I'm guessing you meant, is simply the tube.

Unless, of course, your gf has animated breasts... ;)
 
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PT

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I had this chick tell me if I didn't stop touching her that she would call her brother and have him beat the shit out of me. I think that was easily the worst pickup line I've ever had tried on me. :lloyd:
 
freako104

freako104

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lets see theres
now why does a hottie like you need to keep warm??(oddly enough she liked that one)
i love you
i like your skirt/shirt/jewelry/tat(ive used all these. for some reason i always get a smile from the girl)
now you know the angels envy your beauty ;)




then the ones on me were
Im going to beat you
i had 20 questions from a mom at work :eek: which was kinda weird
so do you like just standing there?(another one from work)
Man i love those pants! can i touch em(when I wear vinyl or leather pants)
I like your tats.
i love your hair(a common one)
oh yea once a couple of girls came upto me and said well were 18
 
Raven

Raven

Annoying SOB
errm lessee

Good(ish)
Are you tired love? (they say no why?) Cos youve been running through my mind all day
*lick finger and run down thier clothes* lets get you out of those wet clothes
Nice shirt. Looks good on you. Looks better on my bedroom floor

Bad:

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?
Lets get it on ( :sick: )
grab your coat, you've pulled
 
MuFu

MuFu

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Is that a mirror in your knickers, cos I can see myself in them.

I have a magic watch that can predict the future. Looking into it now I can see, hmm.... you and I making love, WTF?! Oh hang on, it's an hour fast.

MuFu.
 
freako104

freako104

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my friend used to use hey wanna have sex when he first met a woman. im suprised he never got slapped for it
 
IDLEchild

IDLEchild

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Baby your right leg is Thanksgiving and you left leg is Christmas and i wanna eat between the holidays
 
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