Woman rescued by ‘Internet angel’

Cerise

Cerise

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It was a happy ending:


Trapped beneath a pile of bricks in her home, Lucille Kimball turned to her Internet “comfort zone” for rescue.

Kimball, 70, of Auburn, Neb., hadn’t been able to sleep so she was sitting up in a recliner about midnight Aug. 21 when the chimney in her living room crashed down, pinning her in the chair.

Her left leg was bleeding and she felt “terrible, terrible pain” as she tried to decide what to do.

Fortunately, family members had rigged a laptop computer next to the recliner so she can play games. With her left hand free, Kimball began to tap out a plea for help in a chat room for canasta players.

“I couldn’t get the chimney to roll off my leg,” Kimball said Thursday from a room at the Nebraska Medical Center. “That’s when I went to my comfort zone and began typing ‘Please, help me’ in one of the chat rooms.”
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Hey, if that ever happens to me, can I can trust that you won't say "yeah, right" and you will call 9-11 for me? :shrug:
 
Cerise, if that happened to you, you'd get so wrapped up in a debate that you completely ignored everything else. Your neighbors would show up the next day, while you flame those no-good libtards online.

C: "Please help, my chimney fell down!"
S: "And I think Obama's new speech on healthcare - do you want me to call 911, Cerise?"
C: " n0bama is a communist! I don't want any help from you, you red bastard!"
S: "are you sure? you sounded like you were in trouble?"
C: "we're all in trouble of this horrible law becomes passed... what with the death panels, and joe biden eating stem cells from aborted fetuses"
S: "maybe you should go to the hospital first, if you're hurt"
C: "well, with obama's new plan, I won't be able to go to the hospital"
 
Altron said:
Cerise, if that happened to you, you'd get so wrapped up in a debate that you completely ignored everything else. Your neighbors would show up the next day, while you flame those no-good libtards online.

C: "Please help, my chimney fell down!"
S: "And I think Obama's new speech on healthcare - do you want me to call 911, Cerise?"
C: " n0bama is a communist! I don't want any help from you, you red bastard!"
S: "are you sure? you sounded like you were in trouble?"
C: "we're all in trouble of this horrible law becomes passed... what with the death panels, and joe biden eating stem cells from aborted fetuses"
S: "maybe you should go to the hospital first, if you're hurt"
C: "well, with obama's new plan, I won't be able to go to the hospital"
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:rofl: :rofl2: :rofl3: :rofl4:


:elaugh1:
Duty head!
 
Altron said:
Cerise, if that happened to you, you'd get so wrapped up in a debate that you completely ignored everything else. Your neighbors would show up the next day, while you flame those no-good libtards online.

C: "Please help, my chimney fell down!"
S: "And I think Obama's new speech on healthcare - do you want me to call 911, Cerise?"
C: " n0bama is a communist! I don't want any help from you, you red bastard!"
S: "are you sure? you sounded like you were in trouble?"
C: "we're all in trouble of this horrible law becomes passed... what with the death panels, and joe biden eating stem cells from aborted fetuses"
S: "maybe you should go to the hospital first, if you're hurt"
C: "well, with obama's new plan, I won't be able to go to the hospital"
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:worship:
 
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Bingo!!

No....wait, I mean: where are my chompers at, damnit!?!?

Say....you been hiding my adhesive again, sombitch?
 
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