highwayman
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If somebody you don't know and never seen before knocks on your door asks AND begs to use one of your personal firearms. The reason given was a cat (claimed pet) is very sick and the person wanted to put the cat away...
Remind me to call first if I ever find myself down in your parts and try and look you upSouthernN'Proud said:I'll go you one better.
If a complete stranger knocks on my door, there's a good chance he/she will be staring down the barrel of my firearm. To hell with the cat.
Dave said:no way in hell would i loan out a firearm.
i'd tell her to take it to the vet to be put down.
BeardofPants said:Jeebus christ, anyone wanna bet the person wanted to shoot someone's ass? I mean really, if she wanted to put her cat down, she coulda just wrung its neck or summin. You know, or take it to the vet.
spike said:Ah they could shoot one of the other neighbors and then tell CSI that they saw highwayman sneaking over there in camo gear. Then the murder weapon is found later at highwayman's house, registered to highwayman, and the killer says, "what the hell is he talking about. i don't even own a cat."
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