Um, how do they do this?

[Jeslek]

Does anyone have an idea?

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[PT]

Probably just grow them in some kind of box. Plexiglass would probably work, still let the light in, yet shape them quite nicely.

 

[MitchSchaft]

Hell, I thought they were giant candles.

 

[A.B.Normal]

A farmer in Zentsuji, realizing the value of Japanese refrigerator real-estate, invented a way to create the fruit by growing them in glass boxes until they are 19cm square.

http://www.brendonwilson.com/profile/000036.shtml

 

[ris]

those aren't candles, they're giant melonbombs

*runs away*

 

[Shadowfax]

Cool!


Bet Scanty would like them a lot

 

[ris]

fruit-warfare?

mix those with vodka molotovs and you got quite a tasty battle

 

[CS]

Aren't they supposed to be ridiculously expensive?

 

[ris]

dunno, they were stupidly expensive in the simpsons but i'm not going to take that as a valid source

 

[Scanty]

Aren't they supposed to be ridiculously expensive?

That's what I read too. Something in the thousands. Like...10,000 each or something stupid.

 

[MuFu]

Think they are £60 each. Probably easier to fit in your £100,000 fridge, being square as they are.

This is classic. Anybody that knows who the model Jordan is will find this funny...

When asked about her thoughts on the Japanese square melon she said "They are an abomination of nature"

 

[ris]

jordan is such a total biffer, and not the brightest melon in the square melon factory either

 

[Jeslek]

I won't buy them. They look um, ridiculous. I prefer mine round and smooth.

 

[ris]

so you prefer jordan's melons then?

 

[Jeslek]

Who is Jordan?

 

[ris]

a model who thinks square melons are an abomination, thus she must like round ones.

qed, you prefer jordan's melons, right?

 

[Jeslek]

Its probably fake. And I didn't know many people use quod erat demonstrandum in a conversation, unless I'm interpreting that wrongly (its the only QED I know of)

 

[ris]

ok, lose the qed i'm just playing. what are fake? the square melons or jordans round ones?

 

[Jeslek]

ok, lose the qed i'm just playing. what are fake? the square melons or jordans round ones?

Jordan's. I want skin, not plastic. Well I want plastic but plastic as in plastic explosives. On a woman I want skin. Thanks, come again.

 

[ris]

j/k, but it was worth a shot, for the brits it would have been quite funny