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Ted broke his Gramma like a twig this weekend. 
We switched houses. My Mom came down here with 2 of my nieces, and my wife and I went to her place (2 hours north). The plan was to return home Sunday at 4 or 5 PM. Her last words were, "Enjoy. There's nothing that would make me call you home." Right.
Saturday night, we get a call. He's been screaming at her, on and off, for 4 hours. My nieces are getting upset as well. She thinks it "might be a good idea if you came home."
Of course, by this time (7 PM), I've been fishing and drinking beer since 3, and I'm in no condition to drive. So, the wife drives the 2 hours home, after we alert his Grandpa (who lives 3 minutes from our place) to go help. We got home to find Grandpa out walking up the street with Ted, and Mom and a niece sitting in the living room, totally gone. My wife grabs Ted, he says, "It's bed time,"
and is passed out cold in 30 seconds.
Everybody looks at that cute face and blonde hair and won't believe me when I say that he's Satanspawn. However, he took a woman who raised five kids and broke her in 24 hours flat.
Oh well, at least I got one good day (and a shitload of bluegill).
We switched houses. My Mom came down here with 2 of my nieces, and my wife and I went to her place (2 hours north). The plan was to return home Sunday at 4 or 5 PM. Her last words were, "Enjoy. There's nothing that would make me call you home." Right.
Saturday night, we get a call. He's been screaming at her, on and off, for 4 hours. My nieces are getting upset as well. She thinks it "might be a good idea if you came home."
Of course, by this time (7 PM), I've been fishing and drinking beer since 3, and I'm in no condition to drive. So, the wife drives the 2 hours home, after we alert his Grandpa (who lives 3 minutes from our place) to go help. We got home to find Grandpa out walking up the street with Ted, and Mom and a niece sitting in the living room, totally gone. My wife grabs Ted, he says, "It's bed time,"
and is passed out cold in 30 seconds.
Everybody looks at that cute face and blonde hair and won't believe me when I say that he's Satanspawn. However, he took a woman who raised five kids and broke her in 24 hours flat.
Oh well, at least I got one good day (and a shitload of bluegill).