Sh*t. (and four...

chcr

chcr

Too cute for words
...is eight) Rear axle on the worn out old POS 4Runner is fucked.
"Honey, wasn't it making noise?"
"Yes, but not a really loud one."
*sigh*
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

I wish Hallmark still made their "Fresh Ink" cards. They had the perfect one for you:

Condolences on the death of your car.
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

chcr said:
"Honey, wasn't it making noise?"
"Yes, but not a really loud one."
*sigh*
Click to expand...

I feel your pain.

My first wife, aka The Beast, ruined a brand new car just before we got married. I checked the oil (in the car, prof, in the car...) one evening and found it a bit low. I told her to stop sometime the next day and add a quart to it. Even showed her where to add it and told her what type to get.

About a week later, I drove the car and found it running quite sluggish. Flashing back to the oil incident, I asked her if she had added the oil. She replied that she had, and that she kept the empty container to show me that she had done as I had asked.

I removed the dipstick (on the engine, prof...) and found it almost completely covered in oil.

She then appeared from the trunk area with one of those 5 quart bottles used for a complete oil change...empty...

At least she had bought the right kind though.
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

SouthernN'Proud said:
I feel your pain.

My first wife, aka The Beast, ruined a brand new car just before we got married. I checked the oil (in the car, prof, in the car...) one evening and found it a bit low. I told her to stop sometime the next day and add a quart to it. Even showed her where to add it and told her what type to get.

About a week later, I drove the car and found it running quite sluggish. Flashing back to the oil incident, I asked her if she had added the oil. She replied that she had, and that she kept the empty container to show me that she had done as I had asked.

I removed the dipstick (on the engine, prof...) and found it almost completely covered in oil.

She then appeared from the trunk area with one of those 5 quart bottles used for a complete oil change...empty...

At least she had bought the right kind though.
Click to expand...

If you want the job done right, then you should have done it yourself. Not all woman know how much oil you can and can't put in the car.
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

Uki Chick said:
If you want the job done right, then you should have done it yourself. Not all woman know how much oil you can and can't put in the car.
Click to expand...

1. It was her car, not mine.

2. I would hope anyone, man woman or Janet Reno, would know the difference between a quart and more than a gallon.
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

SouthernN'Proud said:
1. It was her car, not mine.

2. I would hope anyone, man woman or Janet Reno, would know the difference between a quart and more than a gallon.
Click to expand...


Well, she either misunderstood, forgot or just didn't pay attention! What can I tell you?!!
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

Uki Chick said:
Well, she either misunderstood, forgot or just didn't pay attention! What can I tell you?!!
Click to expand...


Well, you did just tell him it was his fault.
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

Uki Chick said:
If you want the job done right, then you should have done it yourself. Not all woman know how much oil you can and can't put in the car.
Click to expand...


As a matter of fact, you did.
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

SouthernN'Proud said:
Not really, she just defended the woman.

I want to know a lot of things. I'm an inquisitive kind of feller.
Click to expand...


That's right, I was just trying to defend her.

You can ask me anything! I just reserve the right to answer or not!
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

OK.

If a tree falls in the middle of the woods, and the only ones present to hear the noise it makes are from the Lifetime Channel, is the man still wrong?
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

SouthernN'Proud said:
OK.

If a tree falls in the middle of the woods, and the only ones present to hear the noise it makes are from the Lifetime Channel, is the man still wrong?
Click to expand...


Don't you know by now that the man is usually always wrong?!! We just lead you to believe you're right from time to time :D
 
Re: Shit. (and four...

Uki Chick said:
Don't you know by now that the man is usually always wrong?!! We just lead you to believe you're right from time to time :D
Click to expand...

Usually beginning with the words "I do".
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top