Scientist burns penis with hot laptop

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Scientist burns penis with hot laptop

LONDON, England (Reuters) --Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis.

The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done.

"The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal Friday.

Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.
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http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/22/offbeat.laptop.burn.reut/index.html

:laugh: :eek:
 
fill a sue? Probably as soon as he's healed. (some of you will get that, sorry luis)
 
i have to wonder if he really wasn't looking at porn and had his pants off or down
 
PuterTutor said:
fill a sue? Probably as soon as he's healed. (some of you will get that, sorry luis)
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I SO get that one :D
He must have been looking at porn
a) it would have to be big enough to reach computer
b) he would of noticed if he wasn't doing something he really enjoyed
 
Altron said:
PuterTutor said:
fill a sue? Probably as soon as he's healed. (some of you will get that, sorry luis)
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I SO get that one :D
He must have been looking at porn
a) it would have to be big enough to reach computer
b) he would of noticed if he wasn't doing something he really enjoyed
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I don't see how anyone can look at porn without jerking off. heh
 
greenfreak said:
Scientist burns penis with hot laptop

LONDON, England (Reuters) --Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis.

The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done.

"The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal Friday.

Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.
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http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/22/offbeat.laptop.burn.reut/index.html

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Too bad, GF, my dear love. You had to put the laughing face at the end.

Now...as for the 'fill a sue' line from Luis...

:rofl:
 
i think in his defence he would have only got the burns by friction if nudity and pron had been a responsible factor
 
please pick a sue to fill:

sue pollard
sue quattro
sue sarandon
sue of souxsie and the banshees

who wins? you decide... :D
 
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I can afford to laugh, I'm not equipped to find myself in the same circumstances. :p I mean, really, how dumb do you have to be to not realize that your penis is being burned by a laptop?! That's why I laughed. How do you not notice such a thing?? Guys always say how sensitive it is down there, but not sensitive enough to feel 2nd degree burns? Strange indeed. :retard:
 
Gato_Solo said:
Last Legionary said:
He was probably circumcised... those guys can't feel a thing no matter what... :D :D
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Bite me, you little weasel...
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hmmm its tempting - but ill resist drawing on the workings of your mind that connect circumcision and oral activity
 
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