Save our basement

[Stop Laughing]

My basement's still not close to as neat as this one. Anyone want any of these pieces of junk and help me clean it out?

Badly out of tune organ
Chairs w/o cushions and/or legs
Tall wall unit full of cobwebs (though I've found a small use for it)
TV lacking vertical hold
Recliner w/ shredded upholstery and broken footrest
End table covered in decade old sticky grime
Half an ironing board
About 10 blown fuses
About 40 road rallye trophies from the 60s through 80s

I'm sure I can find more, but I don't go down there unless I have to.

 

[Gonz]

I bet the curbside would like most of that

 

[Nixy]

I bet the curbside would like most of that

My thoughts exactly...if you know you have all that stuff WHY do you still have it?? Escort it to the curb or your local dump and bid it adieu!

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

but lifting and carryin it takes so much work... if i had all that crap in my basement, id probably just leave it sit there too... but i am very, very lazy.

 

[Nixy]

but lifting and carryin it takes so much work... if i had all that crap in my basement, id probably just leave it sit there too... but i am very, very lazy.

That's why I try to dispose of stuff as it breaks...when I bring in the replacement I get rid of the old one...otherwise it builds up.

 

[tonksy]

We heard from Toby. Apparently he had been emailing Rob at his old email address. Rob clicked into it by mistake (outlook express instead of internet explorer at the bottom toolbar - I do it myself all the time) and found a couple of emails. Apparently Toby was expecting us to get rid of his stuff and has given us the go ahead to do so. I'll ebay what I can and try and Craigslist the broken music stuff. What a fucktard.

 

[Winky]

Fucktard is such an awesomely wonderful colloquialism!

 

[tonksy]

Well, Thank you. It is exceeding appropriate in this example.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

*ambles in, writes obscenities in the dust, rotates PT's t'mater plants, leaves*

 

[Professur]

*corrects SnP's spelling, and goes back to the corner where he was sitting, unnoticed*

 

[woodman19_99]

sure does smell kinda funky in these here parts...

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

*corrects SnP's spelling, and goes back to the corner where he was sitting, unnoticed*

What'd ya do, add a U to every word?

 

[Professur]

Unless you meant to say fck yo ... yeah.

 

[unclehobart]

I forgot about this place as well.

 

[tonksy]

*Sprays febreze everywhere and backs out gagging

 

[Luis G]

*notices no one's around
*farts
*leaves

 

[tonksy]

Anyone wanna get really snockered and fingerpaint the walls?

 

[woodman19_99]

Anyone wanna get really snockered and fingerpaint the walls?

sorry, i don't paint... but i'll get snockered and laugh while you do it...

 

[tonksy]

Sweet.

 

[woodman19_99]

what's the beer of choice around these parts anyway? it looks like there's a stale keg of original coors in the corner, so i am guessing that's out... keg of Sams Winter Lager? Perhaps some Flat Tire? Or just a little of the Champagne of Beers?