nalani
Well-Known Member
So, I took my daughter to the ortho today because the dentist says she needs to be seen ... she's 9 ... all her perms are in (early for her age) ... and they're all crooked ... so, I took her to the ortho .. a dude with no personality but very nice all the same ... so ... wanna hear the verdict?
$200 for what they call "records" ... they'll do xrays, pics, molds, things like that ... see what it looks like now and what they want it to look like and so on ...
$4000 for braces and retainer including all visits ... they'll let me lay down $1000 when they initially put them on and then I can pay $100 a month after that ....
but wait .. that's not all ...
because she's missing her two bottom canines, and because the top two canines are all squished up in her mouth and can't come out because there's no room, they need to extract two teeth and help them out ... she also has a severe shift in her upper track so they have to be "moved" surgically before they're braced. What's that gonna cost me? $4000. Of course, that includes all the visits. They'll also let me pay $100 a month for that ... for the rest of my life, apparently.
So, for a mere $8200, 2 surgical procedures, and 3 years of treatment, my daughter can have a great smile. It's not covered by insurance because, evidentally, my crappy ass dental insurance doesn't cover ortho. So, I asked "why get it?" ... she has 4 more teeth on the top than she has on the lower jaw - not one set of teeth match together when she bites. the ortho asked if she's been suffering from headaches because, with this jaw problem, he'd be shocked if she wasn't screaming in pain every now again ... *ding* *ding* ... she has really bad headaches ... I had her tested for migraines but they aren't migraines ... it must be her jaw...
Well .. we're going for a second consult before we agree to anything ... but I do believe now is the time to start my Adopt-A-Tooth campaign ... for just $20 a month, less than the price of a double latte per day, you can adopt your very own tooth ... send it to the ortho .. give it a future ...
.. call now .. operators are standing by ...
$200 for what they call "records" ... they'll do xrays, pics, molds, things like that ... see what it looks like now and what they want it to look like and so on ...
$4000 for braces and retainer including all visits ... they'll let me lay down $1000 when they initially put them on and then I can pay $100 a month after that ....
but wait .. that's not all ...
because she's missing her two bottom canines, and because the top two canines are all squished up in her mouth and can't come out because there's no room, they need to extract two teeth and help them out ... she also has a severe shift in her upper track so they have to be "moved" surgically before they're braced. What's that gonna cost me? $4000. Of course, that includes all the visits. They'll also let me pay $100 a month for that ... for the rest of my life, apparently.
So, for a mere $8200, 2 surgical procedures, and 3 years of treatment, my daughter can have a great smile. It's not covered by insurance because, evidentally, my crappy ass dental insurance doesn't cover ortho. So, I asked "why get it?" ... she has 4 more teeth on the top than she has on the lower jaw - not one set of teeth match together when she bites. the ortho asked if she's been suffering from headaches because, with this jaw problem, he'd be shocked if she wasn't screaming in pain every now again ... *ding* *ding* ... she has really bad headaches ... I had her tested for migraines but they aren't migraines ... it must be her jaw...
Well .. we're going for a second consult before we agree to anything ... but I do believe now is the time to start my Adopt-A-Tooth campaign ... for just $20 a month, less than the price of a double latte per day, you can adopt your very own tooth ... send it to the ortho .. give it a future ...
