newbie here

A lot, you should have seen my roommate's face today when I gave him his little alien dudes back (little toys he shoots at) and told them they got stuck in my pubic hair.

Or my other friend and I decided to go get free condoms at school and when we walked in the girl behind the counter smiled at us and I grabbed my friend's hand and said, "My boyfriend and I want some condoms for the weekend." (he was mad at me for that)



Don't let me freak you out too much sir... And it is now Jes, but that sounds positively feminine. :gay:
 
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