Might be able to

[PT]

Buy my wife that big honking ring she's always wanted.

http://www.scienceblog.com/cms/node/7908

 

[Professur]

Right after the entire diamond market crashes. Do you really think it'll mean the same?

 

[Luis G]

Right after the entire diamond market crashes. Do you really think it'll mean the same?

Yeah, women doesn't care if it is pretty or not, they care if it is EXPENSIVE or not.

 

[PT]

And these aren't cruddy, yellow diamonds either, but gem-quality stones.

I think they'll start selling them as such.

 

[BeardofPants]

Not ALL women, thankyouverymuch.
'course, I don't wear rings, and I don't believe in marriage, so by extension, engagement rings are out.

 

[Professur]

Not ALL women, thankyouverymuch.
'course, I don't wear rings, and I don't believe in marriage, so by extension, engagement rings are out.

If you don't believe in marriage, what do you suppose the missus and I were doing in that church 10 years ago?

 

[BeardofPants]

Where's zat trout. ... Oh yes,
You know what I meant mister, but if I must clarify: I don't think that I personally need a piece of paper to tell me to stay together with my man.

 

[Professur]

Where's zat trout. ... Oh yes,
You know what I meant mister, but if I must clarify: I don't think that I personally need a piece of paper to tell me to stay together with my man.

And sadly, that's what so many people think marriage is. For what it's worth, I don't believe that's marriage either.

 

[Winky]

A woman that doesn't want marriage, kids or a uterus?