men? why?

[paul_valaru]

Morning quickies are good, but for gods sake, let us pee first.

god man NO!!!

pee after, fine you have to fisish and run, but we are men, so that is what we would do anyway

 

[PT]

Nah, I get to where it hurts, and unless she's into the golden shower thing, she better let me pee first. Especially if she plans on riding on top. Just won't work that way.

 

[paul_valaru]

ahh, I rarely get to the "OMG go away you fuckin hard-on, I have to pee, and I'm in agony" stage.

it's usually the slight discomfort of "please tell me the sign didn't say 70 km till the next rest stop" stage

 

[tonksy]

morning quickies are great...but let's pee and brush our teeth, shall we?

 

[PT]

morning quickies are great...but let's pee and brush our teeth, shall we?

 

[paul_valaru]

breakfast at tonks's.......

 

[tonksy]

morning breath is not a fav of mine.

 

[unclehobart]

*scribbles the request down in the wirebound notebook filled with other Tonky-tastic triviata*

 

[Squiggy]

These days, just the peeing is enough to satisfy me....

 

[SexyBoo]

These days, just the peeing is enough to satisfy me....

Aw! Squiggy - say it ain't so!

 

[freako104]

better than haviung a stranger name it for us





i dont know to be honest. its odd even to me. and im male

 

[BeardofPants]

Who cares about the naming, what's with the measuring?

 

[Squiggy]

I don't name or measure mine...but I do wash it very well....and very long...

 

[CydCharisse]

My Sam doesn't have a name for his......odd or no?

 

[freako104]

i dont think so. naming and measuring are insecurities in my eyes.

 

[chcr]

I've never felt the need for a name.

 

[unclehobart]

I think its a fad that came with the 70's and left with the 80's. I know noone that claims to name their 'admiral'.

 

[kuulani]

In the Hawaiian culture, penises were named too.

Example: King Kalakaua's (2nd to last monarch, before we were overthrown) penis was named Halala, meaning "big, large, overgrown, oversized."

It was to ensure virility and procreation

 

[Inkara1]

You know, peeing in the shower is a good way to combat the peeing with morning wood problem. The running water will wash all the pee down the drain, so what's the harm?

 

[tonksy]

The running water will wash all the pee down the drain, so what's the harm?

i've never understood the big deal either...i mean, think of all the soap thats going down the drain too...kinda cancel each other out....but you guys have to be careful you don't pee all over the shampoo and scrubbies....