Mega Poll. Not for the easily bored.

What is your choice? If some choices seem vague, let your imagination run wild.

  • White meat

    Votes: 24 63.2%

  • Dark meat

    Votes: 18 47.4%

  • Red meat

    Votes: 21 55.3%

  • Burnt meat (I am not Dr. Seuss. I am not Dr. Seuss)

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Tightie Whities

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Boxer Briefs

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Boxers

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Panties (you woman, you)

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Going Commando

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Beer

    Votes: 21 55.3%

  • Wine

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Tequila

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Vodka (hiccup)

    Votes: 17 44.7%

  • Cough Syrup

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Mouthwash

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Whiskey

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Mixed

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Froo Froo (Cosmopolitan, Sex On The Beach, etc.)

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Salmon

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Trout

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Perch

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Cod(piece) heh heh

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Shark

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Dolphin (Don't give me bad karma. It's just a joke)

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Tuna

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • The "Other" Tuna

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Leather

    Votes: 17 44.7%

  • Whips

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Spikes

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Bondo

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Bondage

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Duct Tape

    Votes: 18 47.4%

  • Over Easy

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Scrambled

    Votes: 23 60.5%

  • Fricasee (spelling?)

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Raw (ouch)

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Gorilla

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Chimpanzee

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Orangutan

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Lemur

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Spider Monkey

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Ostrich

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Road Runner

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • Emu

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Llama

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Chains

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • High Heels

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Wigs

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Candlewax

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • .mp3

    Votes: 24 63.2%

  • .wma

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • .ogg

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • .ape

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Wedge

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Porkins (hehe, Porkins)

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Han

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • Luke

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Chewie

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Vader

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Leia

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Robin Williams

    Votes: 27 71.1%

  • Bernie Mac

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Eddie Murphy

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Eddie Griffin

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • George Burns

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • George Carlin

    Votes: 20 52.6%

  • Sinbad

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Richard Pryor

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Jim Carrey

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Jerry Lewis

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Abbot

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Costello

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Moe

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Larry

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Curly

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Shemp

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Laurel

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Hardy

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Off the names already!

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Jim Belushi (ok! ok!)

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Pop

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Techno

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Funk

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Jazz

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Country

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Classical

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Goth

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Rock

    Votes: 25 65.8%

  • Metal

    Votes: 20 52.6%

  • Industrial

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Trance

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • R&B

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • Blues

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Gregorian Chants

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Opera

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Milk

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Cheese

    Votes: 28 73.7%

  • Pizza

    Votes: 25 65.8%

  • Beer (deja vu?)

    Votes: 22 57.9%

  • Doritos

    Votes: 21 55.3%

  • Ruffles

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Lay's

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Frankenberry

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Count Chocula

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Boo Berry

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Puke

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Barf

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Upchuck

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Toss Cookies

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Spew

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Tanked

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Nosedive

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Sloshed

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Hammered

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • Pissed

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Drunk

    Votes: 17 44.7%

  • Wasted

    Votes: 18 47.4%

  • Three sheets to the wind.

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Lost your marbles

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • One can shy of a six-pack

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • One card short of a full deck

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • One too many knocks on the noggin

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Mercedes

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Jaguar

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • Jeep

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Mercury

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Lincoln

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • BMW

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Volkswagon

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Porsche

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • Hot Air Balloon

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Unicycle

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Skateboard

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Inline skates

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Roller skates (old timer)

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Bicycle (bi?)

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Harley Davidson

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Honda

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Ducati

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Triumph

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Indian

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Yamaha

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Suzuki

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Yes

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • No

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Maybe

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • I don't know

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • Could you repeat the question?

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • You're not the boss of me!

    Votes: 22 57.9%

  • Hovel

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Hut

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Shed

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Outhouse

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Trailer House

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Real House

    Votes: 23 60.5%

  • Duplex

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Apartment

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Mansion (snob!)

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • RV (Motorhome)

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Pooh

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Tigger

    Votes: 17 44.7%

  • Piglet

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Rabbit

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Roo

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Eyeore

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • Owl

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Christopher Robin

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Baseball

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Basketball

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Golf

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Tennis

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Hockey

    Votes: 9 23.7%

  • Rugby

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Football (American)

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • Football (a.k.a. Soccer to us crazy Americans)

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Cricket

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Volleyball

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Dodgeball

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Paintball

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Wal-Mart

    Votes: 18 47.4%

  • K-Mart

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Sears

    Votes: 5 13.2%

  • Target

    Votes: 16 42.1%

  • Kohl's

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Media Play

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Best Buy

    Votes: 14 36.8%

  • Circuit City

    Votes: 11 28.9%

  • Radio Shack

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Don't click this choice.

    Votes: 20 52.6%

  • Aquafina

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Dasani

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Evian

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Klarbrunn

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Gatorade

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Powerade

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Red Bull

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Peanutbutter & Jelly

    Votes: 17 44.7%

  • Meat & Cheese

    Votes: 15 39.5%

  • Coffee

    Votes: 13 34.2%

  • Soda

    Votes: 19 50.0%

  • Cigarettes

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • Cigars

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Pipes

    Votes: 6 15.8%

  • Chewing Tobacco

    Votes: 1 2.6%

  • Windows

    Votes: 19 50.0%

  • Linux

    Votes: 10 26.3%

  • MacOS

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Green Tea

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • Mozilla

    Votes: 8 21.1%

  • Internet Explorer

    Votes: 20 52.6%

  • Netscape

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • Opera

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • NeoPlanet

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Konquerer

    Votes: 3 7.9%

  • Photo Shop

    Votes: 12 31.6%

  • Paint Shop Pro

    Votes: 7 18.4%

  • IrFan View

    Votes: 2 5.3%

  • GIMP

    Votes: 4 10.5%

  • Choice #219

    Votes: 18 47.4%
  • Total voters
    38
Hmmm, yeah, so I bumped it - bite me.

Can say though - one thing I got from the poll is the theme song from Malcolm in the Middle stuck in me head :dizzy:
 
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