Masturbation - loving the one you're with

What helps you along?

  • I don't touch myself...that's what (insert name here) is for

    Votes: 3 10.0%

  • I don't need visual aids...I got a great imagination

    Votes: 18 60.0%

  • I use whatever magazine is handy

    Votes: 6 20.0%

  • I use power tools

    Votes: 3 10.0%

  • I use whatever's handy...power tools, hamsters, rolls of TP

    Votes: 2 6.7%

  • I only do it to excite others

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • Total voters
    30
MrBishop

MrBishop

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Zo...zu you masturbate?

I've been married so long that now, when I masturbate, I fantisize about the last time that I masturbated.

This is a quiz...how often? Why? Where? and with what aids?
 
*lmao* The polls around here are ever so entertaining. I'm waiting for the "Favorite Position - Hints, Tips, & Tricks" thread myself. *lmao*

As for the "m" word ... is this a guys only thread, or can the girly girls vote too? :D
 
Ok....for the ladies

How often do you double-click your mouse? Do you have pictures of a shirtless guy to help you out?
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OH...and ladies...don't bother denying it....30% of women admit to masturbating regularly...the other 70% lied :)
 
*lol* I wouldn't admit to doing it regularly, as I don't. Though I should probably change that ... Hrm. Unless 'regularly' can be ... once every blue moon? :s

I'm curious to know if anyone picks the powertool options and shares.
 
Rose said:
D'oh! Sorry 'bout that, that's exactly what I was imagining. *hehe*
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Might bring a new meaning to ritual circumcision...OUCHIE!!

I have heard abot the use of Dryers as a gigantic vibrator though. :)
 
I assume by Any Magazine available, that includes the Internet?
 
I think any of the old JJR people around here can vouch that I've never been shy about admitting I masturbate. :D

I used to have a vibrator but I broke it. Now I just use my imagination. :D
 
PuterTutor said:
I assume by Any Magazine available, that includes the Internet?
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The internet...by all means...just don't stand too close to the KB...sticky keys are a pain to wrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt tseeseeee with
 
I don't know whats worse....that picture, or the fact that you probably looked through 30 of them to find the perfect one.



:p
 
Buttcrackdivine said:
Why? you don't like my photograph.
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I never said that. What I said was that I didn't know which is worse, the picture (makes you look fat) or the fact that you probably looked through 30 other ones like it to find the right one to post. :)
 
Mirlyn said:
I never said that. What I said was that I didn't know which is worse, the picture (makes you look fat) or the fact that you probably looked through 30 other ones like it to find the right one to post. :)
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Don't hate me because i am beautiful.
 
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