just another digit...

I would like to thank the spastic, jabbering, never-know-when-to-shut-up left half of my brain coming together into a partnership with the manic depressive, shut in, nosy, obsessive compulsive right half of my brain to bring you the 10,000 underwear skidmarks posing as wit, thought, and nonsense.

*pops open a Tab and starts to ogle the Sunday paper bra ads*
 
Now if we roll the JJR hooey into the mix and add it all together I would end up just shy of a Cal Ripken-like studly 25,000 posts. Then I could sit bitterly on top of the heap wearing a crown of iron beset with silmarils.
 
unclehobart said:
Now if we roll the JJR hooey into the mix and add it all together I would end up just shy of a Cal Ripken-like studly 25,000 posts. Then I could sit bitterly on top of the heap wearing a crown of iron beset with silmarils.

The silmarils? :eek13: You sure you want that much trouble? :lol2:

Congrats, Unca' postwhore. :winkkiss:
 
Hey unc - are you our first God now? LOL - well, the avvy sure does go with the new title eh? :winkkiss:

Erm, guess not - but yer still the prettiest!
 
AlphaTroll said:
Hey unc - are you our first God now? LOL - well, the avvy sure does go with the new title eh? :winkkiss:

Erm, guess not - but yer still the prettiest!
Luis has like 12,000+, and PuterTutor is almost at 11,000. Shadowfax is at 9500, but, like I was, seems to be on hiatus. I hit 9700 back in May and stopped posting. Lord knows, if I had not gone on long term sabattical, I would probably be at 14-15,000 by now.
 
That means you're not even a postwhore, but a post slut! Handing it out willy nilly to all & sundry without expecting payment?

(I did notice ye weren't the first, hence the edit :winkkiss: )
 
heh... I didn't notice the edit. It was 6am 'pre-coffee' time over here. Everything gets by me when I'm that groggy.
 
Congrats, Unc! :D Oooh, love your title, too. :D I have the Fraggle Rock Theme Song as my phone ringer. :D:D

* Rose wonders off to get ready for work singing the Fraggle Rock Song replacing the words with "da da da de da"
 
way to post, indeed.

At my rate of ascent, I'll reach 10,000 in about a hundred years.

I can't wait til the day. Wrinkly, gray, shooting kids off my lawn... I mean squirrels.

Looking forward to the day when I become a pariah. "Gimme that damn social security check!"

"Lousy kids. And stop running off with my pants!"
 
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