Inaugural Incongruity

[abooja]

Let me see if I've got this straight...

So, this guy

is going to sing this song written by this guy

at the inauguration, the same event at which this guy

will be performing.



Guy Hovis from the Lawrence Welk Show and Kid Rock together on one stage at a presidential inauguration. Maybe Slick Willy will join them on sax to complete the dysfunctional family.

Did W legalize marijuana and I somehow missed it?

 

[unclehobart]

That first pic has, bar none, the worst fucking hairpiece I have ever beheld.

 

[abooja]

I'm not even sure it's a piece. Check out the others.

BTW, is that not the worst song ever written?! I've got to give Ashcroft credit for having huge balls.

 

[unclehobart]

soar, shore, before, whore ... its a great tune... hur hur.

 

[unclehobart]

I'm not even sure it's a piece. Check out the others.

BTW, is that not the worst song ever written?! I've got to give Ashcroft credit for having huge balls.

Christ... Beehives so high they have their own climate zone.

 

[Gonz]

That first pic has, bar none, the worst fucking hairpiece I have ever beheld.

Nope, sorry, he's already been outdone

 

[unclehobart]

Hes right up there with Marv Albert.

 

[abooja]

I think the money they used paying off Armstrong Williams to promote No Child Left Behind would have been better spent hiring a more recognizable singer from the last century, preferably one who does not employ vibrato in his singing style. It's as if they couldn't decide between painfully unhip and ludicrously so.

Let the eeeeeeagle soarrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

 

[unclehobart]

Ashlee Simpson perhaps?

 

[abooja]

Nah, she's just plain ludicrous.

 

[unclehobart]

Ludacris then?

 

[Gonz]

Maybe some Ice Cube to go with your Ice T?

 

[abooja]

Ludacris then?

My thoughts exactly.

You wanna jump for joy, cause he's your favorite boy
Al Qaeda blastin’ toy - say it (vote for me!)
Nobody has to know, just how much he done blow
Slick Willy, he done mo’ - what? (blow meee!)
Nothin but Texas Hold ‘Em, shotguns and hidden scrotums
You had to vote for SOMEONE - say it (vote for me!)
Y'all liked that Yankee schmuck?, he really fucked it up
Swiftboats and ketchup - what? (blow, meee!)

 

[ResearchMonkey]

aCtually I think Kid Rock is playing at a different venue for the young repubs, its a Jenna and Babs thing.

You know so the old farts can have their own party.


Funny that Ashcrofts musical talents have been kept secret for so long, maybe the left would have loved him for the his soul.

 

[abooja]

Funny that Ashcrofts musical talents have been kept secret for so long

Sadly, I think they're still a secret.

 

[unclehobart]

More of a myth than a secret.