Hello all, provost here

[provost]

howdy Y'all.

 

[lacemyster]

Howdy! Did you bring the beer and pizza?

 

[provost]

had to lay off the pizza because my gut is starting to blow in the wind,beer is all good though.

 

[Justintime]

welcome!

 

[PT]

 

[provost]

Awwwwwww thanks for the warm and friendly welcome folks and when we're finished with all these niceties we can talk about some real bullshit.

 

[Justintime]

 

[Squiggy]

The law! Hide the cheese! Quick!

 

[Justintime]

Wheres the law?

 

[Squiggy]

its around here somewhere...

 

[Justintime]

You forget under my dictatorship i'm the law, don't you?

 

[Justintime]

C'mon provost.. wheres the bullshit at?

 

[provost]

Hey.. Yah wanna here bullshit?,heres bullshit for yah. May 16 and it's just about ready to snow here in southern Ontario and the river might flood overnight.

 

[Squiggy]

You're the Lone Super-Ranger?

 

[Justintime]

That sucks man, hope it dosen't

 

[provost]

we had a bad flood here in 74 and it was a bad one and if it floods again it's gunna cost me a small fortune.

 

[Justintime]

Is it a good chance of it happening?

 

[provost]

Right now J it stands at 1 meter below the flood plane and it's still rainin here,the rain is supposed to end in 3 hours but if it dosen't I'm screwed,did put out sandbags but they only do so much because it is a fast flowing river.

 

[Justintime]

Advice : if the shit is lookin to hit the fan, get all you can high enough and hills are your friend!

 

[provost]

Been there before "J" everything that we can humanly do is did and done. Hey...... talk at you guys tomorrow,got some shit to take care of.