Ghetto speak

[Vortex]

Greetings t'everyone out dair dat maybe eyeballin' dis, I is fixin' t' show yo' ass da haid-scratches o' snatchin' some ratha' well put togetha' sentence an' complet-like messin' it down. Have some peek in da house 4 da translata' I 'esploited t' make dis whole tiny-ass blerb.

The Transaltor

 

[Vortex]

I certainly do hope that this is new to some of the members here as I found it awefully amusing

 

[Squiggy]

Ali G in da howze?

 

[Leslie]

I have no fraikin' brainstorm whut yo' ass plum said, Vortex!

 

[Gonz]

It wouldn't translate this very well

piss off you crab infested vermon

 

[Leslie]

u r fugley an' yo' mama dresses yo' ass funny

 

[Mirlyn]

http://www.asksnoop.com/

 

[chcr]

Know what I'm sayin'?

 

[Mirlyn]

surf OTC with it.....its great

 

[Leslie]

JJR's got that blocked somehow

 

[Leslie]

oops, sorry, shoulda said Jjr's gots dat blocked somehow.

 

[Aunty Em]

whut be yo' ass drumstix on. Step up. whut da damn fuck be wrong wit' rappin' english, huh? come t' think o' it yo' ass guys wouldn't know da difference no how cos yo' ass duzn't jive it anyway.

dude dis be diesel!

quesshun be duz it translate da damn otha' way?

 

[ris]

wurd

 

[Leslie]

eh?

 

[Gonz]

Where's James Brown when you need him? I speak superfly not stupidfly.

 

[Aunty Em]

 

[chcr]

Mirlyn, be yo' ass able t' log in o' git past da damn index page at
O-T-fuckin'-C?

 

[chcr]

Where's James Brown when you need him? I speak superfly not stupidfly.

Do you know I have James Brown's Christmas Album?
What it is!

 

[ris]

eh?

eh! is canadian street slang, right? eh?

 

[chcr]

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