The British are the police
The Germans are the car mechanics
The French are the cooks
The Italians are the lovers
and it's all organised by the Swiss

The Germans are the police
The French are the car mechanics
The British are the cooks
The Swiss are the lovers
and it's all organised by the Italians
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Source: - sauce (if ye prefer
Lifted shamelessly by me - Originally Courtesy of Eddy / the Gaffer from another site.