If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Well, maybe an anti-nudity preacher in Wisconsin won’t go that far, but he’s been ordered to (at the very least) be nice to the naked people. And Pastor Ralph Ovadal won’t get off that easy. He’s also been fined 1,000 American greenbacks for taunting a woman in a parking lot near a nude beach last year. Judge Paul Higginbotham said he thought about throwing the moral minister into the slammer, but figured that would only make him a martyr. So has Ovadal heeded the words of a higher power and given up his personal vendetta against states of undress? Of course not. He vows to appeal his conviction and continue the campaign to shut down the nude beach. It may be a case of case closed. But definitely not case clothes-ed.