AUP

[AlphaTroll]

I have finally read the AUP (yip, it's only taken me like 3 years ). Anyway, I take exception to this:

Any joke must at all times be followed by j/k. Anything not followed immediately by j/k can and will be jumped on and taken out of context by any and all members with:

a) pissed on cornflakes
b) PMS or their tampon in too tight
c) a bug up their ass
d) no sense of humour.

The 'reason' listed under b is offensive and degrading. Especially if you consider that the ones most often having sense of humour failure and meltdowns are in fact men and not women. So unless the blokes are wearing tampons or suffer from PMS that statement has very little or no relevance.

I am deeply affronted by that and want to request it be removed ASAP.





BTW - see Gonz, it is spelled HUMOUR....it says so in the AUP. So if you misspell it again I shall have to report you

Now that we have the formalities out of the way, I hereby nominate Alex to be the class goober. Because he is the gooberiest person I know.

Now all take a deep sigh, boys release 'em tampons and fart

 

[alex]

Now, would you happen to be reffering to my little rant on prof about the trailer? I hope everyone knows I was just pickin' on him. Hey, it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta sling the mud back at him

Come on prof, don't be shy, give me a big ol' hairy redneck hug *farts

 

[Professur]

Now, would you happen to be reffering to my little rant on prof about the trailer? I hope everyone knows I was just pickin' on him. Hey, it's a dirty job but somebody's gotta sling the mud back at him

Come on prof, don't be shy, give me a big ol' hairy redneck hug *farts

That was a rant? Sorry, didn't notice. Try harder next time.


The AUP was written and phrased like that for a very specific reason. Read every post on this site cronologically starting in 2002 and you'll understand why. And you've no call to complain about it. You agreed to it, and you're stuck and bound to it. That you didn't read it in the first place matters about as much as the fact that you didn't read in your Microsoft license agreement that clearly states that you voluntarily place yourself on the organ donor's list in case Bill Gates needs a transplant.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Corn flakes should be two words.

 

[HomeLAN]

BTW - see Gonz, it is spelled HUMOUR....it says so in the AUP. So if you misspell it again I shall have to report you

That's because there was a serious lapse in judgement and a canuck was allowed to write that clause. There have been negotiations to have it CORRECTED, but so far to no avail.

 

[Leslie]

Hey!!! I didn't write it!!!

It was the Indianian!!

 

[Luis G]

Corn flakes should be two words.

Ohh but we're talking about cornflakes, they are different

 

[BeardofPants]

Oooh, so *that's* what that bug is all about.... *wide-eyed wonder*

 

[Gonz]

What's an AUP?


HEY GODDAMNIT!!!!! WHat happened to the Because Gonz said so clause that everyone complains about?

 

[chcr]

What's an AUP?


HEY GODDAMNIT!!!!! WHat happened to the Because Gonz said so clause that everyone complains about?

Oh come on... Nobody takes that one seriously, do they?

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

I thought that was the ignore feature...because Gonz said it, we ignore it.

 

[Gonz]

I never read that clause (I don't follow instructions well) but damn near eberybody on the board, at one time or another, has mentioned it

 

[Leslie]

What's an AUP?


HEY GODDAMNIT!!!!! WHat happened to the Because Gonz said so clause that everyone complains about?

*didn't delete it*

that's my story and I'm sticking to it

 

[Winky]

I always attributed the Korn-holio flakes
to the canuck with the werld famous Tush

Learnt sumthin' knew everyday!

 

[Leslie]

I do believe thinking back that I was there when he wrote it, but he definitely wrote it. I just LOL'd as he was doin' it.

 

[AlphaTroll]

That was a rant? Sorry, didn't notice. Try harder next time.


The AUP was written and phrased like that for a very specific reason. Read every post on this site cronologically starting in 2002 and you'll understand why. And you've no call to complain about it. You agreed to it, and you're stuck and bound to it. That you didn't read it in the first place matters about as much as the fact that you didn't read in your Microsoft license agreement that clearly states that you voluntarily place yourself on the organ donor's list in case Bill Gates needs a transplant.

If Bill Gates requires transplants I suggest we give him Leslie's arse, Winky's brain, my tits, Squiggy's dick, your temper, Gonz's point of view, BoP's penchant for pants, Tonksy's wit, Inky's pedanticism, Paul's feet, Nixy's perseverance, Luis's cheeks & Unc's way with words.

Hey, couldn't be worse than your basic MS Office pack

 

[tonksy]

I like my wit right where it is.......but heeeeey...if you take Unc way with words will that make him mute? Hmm...something to think about

 

[BeardofPants]

Why doesn't bill gates want my stunning good-lookin' feet?

 

[Gonz]

If he had my point of view, and his money, he'd be Emperor in no time.

 

[highwayman]

If he had my point of view, and his money, he'd be Emperor on no time.

Emporer?

If it was me he would be the galctic overlord of this sector...