Thulsa Doom
New Member
Ever notice how toddlers are JUST like really drunk adults? The other day I was standing in a copy store waiting for something and a father comes in with a kid two years old maybe three. The kid comes storming in the place like a bullet yelling and smiling then stops dead in her tracks and looks at something. Then throws her sippy cup on the floor and stumbles into some woman trying to leave the store. Her father helps her up to her feet and she stumbles around a little more yelling and bumping into stuff. At one point some music is playing that she apparently likes and she starts jumping up and down and dancing but just knocks more stuff over. Finally she wonders back over to her dad and hugs him around the leg and starts acting all affectionate/clingy with him like a tiny little lush. THEN she falls backwards and starts sobbing so her father picks her up and in about a minute shes passed out on his shoulder. And i had a deja vu moment because a friend of mine did the EXACT same thing (I mean EXACTLY the same) on new years. Only she is 26 I think. Makes me wish i could be two again so I could be drunk 24/7 and people would just think it was cute. Now when you throw up on someone they get all annoyed. And I want someone to encourage ME to belch! no fair...