Are you a wench?

[abooja]

This is an old test, but it's been a while since I've taken it. I think it used to be called the Purity Test. Shockingly, I'm less of a whore...err, wench now than I used to be. (Can't possibly be true.)

The results are in... thou art:

33% Wench!
That's lower than the worldwide average of 38%!

How about you? (Warning: you'll have to register to take it.)

 

[unclehobart]

I'd take it... but I don't register for jack. I get far too much spam emails as it is.

 

[Gato_Solo]

46% Wench!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 38%!

Gummint computers have nice spam filters...

 

[Starya]

12% wench. Something tells me I need to turn my life around.

 

[ClaireBear]

I'm 43% wench... only 3% were as "wenchie" as me...

Unsure if thats good or bad!

 

[Gato_Solo]

I'm 43% wench... only 3% were as "wenchie" as me...

Unsure if thats good or bad!

Slacker...get out there, and wench until you've got it right.

 

[BeardofPants]

54%.....

 

[Professur]

Get me a beer, wench.


Gato, d'ya still think those filters are great?

 

[unclehobart]

Who's afraid of the big bad wench
Big bad wench, big bad wench?
Who's afraid of the big bad wench?
Tra la la la la

 

[Gato_Solo]

Get me a beer, wench.


Gato, d'ya still think those filters are great?

Yep. I found the secret hidden entrance.

 

[tonksy]

this is nothing like the purity test. i am 48% wench and i dislike discussing my purity test scores.

 

[unclehobart]

I took the test and it jumped out at me in a screeching Sam Kinison voice: 'Youre a whore! A Whoooooooore! ... Ohh! oooOOOOOOOh!!'

 

[Leslie]

44% Wench

 

[abooja]

this is nothing like the purity test. i am 48% wench and i dislike discussing my purity test scores.

What happened to that damn thing? It was a much better test. (And it gave me a somewhat higher score.)

 

[tonksy]

i googled purity test last time i had the itching to be insulted in that way. i remember there were quite a few to choose from.
try this

 

[abooja]

Ah, okay. Thanks!

~wondering if my jazzy new sig will show up in this post~

 

[Leslie]

Here is the result of your ACL 500 Point Purity Test.

You answered "yes" to 228 of 500 questions, making you 54.4% sexually pure (45.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 54.4% pure in the sex domain.

 

[tonksy]

36.8....and the sad thing is is that there are things i would have loved to check yes to...sigh...

 

[Leslie]

no worries hun, the amount of times that I caught myself thinking, 'awesome'! or 'man I gotta do that'! made me blush

 

[tonksy]

no worries hun, the amount of times that I caught myself thinking, 'awesome'! or 'man I gotta do that'! made me blush

and the question about taking the test to get ideas?