A True Love Story

[Spirit]

A LOVE STORY:


I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND CONTROL YOU...

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU GRUNT AND MOAN...

I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...

I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE

RELIEVED WHEN I LEAVE YOU,

AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.



ALL MY LOVE,




















THE FLU

 

[lacemyster]

Thats good spirit, but why in all CAPS?

 

[unclehobart]

Probably a cut and paste. It would be too much of a pain to reduce it all... besides... I think the full caps give it a sense of urgency and power.

 

[kuulani]

 

[Spirit]

but why in all CAPS?

The young are so cute.

 

[Leslie]

* has the flu right now and is greatly suffering

* can only sit up for a few minutes at a time

 

[unclehobart]

Who gave it to you? Aren't you in the SARS war zone?

*fears for the former Miss Wilton

 

[freako104]

The young are so cute.

so are you

 

[Leslie]

Who gave it to you? Aren't you in the SARS war zone?

*fears for the former Miss Wilton

I dunno who gave it to me...it's right out of the blue, it hit me like a wall yesterday afternoon

I think it's not SARS, I don't quite think it fits...

* nevertheless fears for herself too

 

[freako104]

wo love you too much to let anything happen to you les

 

[Spirit]

The young are so cute.

so are you

so are you!

 

[unclehobart]

I guess I'm going to have to do it for myself...

Gee, Rob... you are soooo cute.

 

[freako104]

so are you!

thanks spirit your such a sweety

I guess I'm going to have to do it for myself...

Gee, Rob... you are soooo cute.

im sure the ladies think the same thing

 

[unclehobart]

Nah... they think I'm ugly... They're just after me for my reputed sexual prowess.

 

[Spirit]

I think you're cute!!!!!!!!

 

[freako104]

I think you're cute!!!!!!!!
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and i think your hot

 

[Shadowfax]

i think you have a problem you want to tell us about.

 

[alex]

I think your all doin drugs.

 

[flurffmeister]

I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU...

I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND CONTROL YOU...

I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU GRUNT AND MOAN...

I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY...

I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE

RELIEVED WHEN I LEAVE YOU,

AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS.

Hey, where'd you find my autobiography?

 

[freako104]

think you have a problem you want to tell us about.