SPRING whooo

[SouthernN'Proud]

Know what really freaked me about it? I got a barn...well, more like a dirt floor garage, but humor a redneck. I KNOW they's legless reptiles in that place.

I keep m'boat there.

I can't swim.

I get that boat out on the water one day and a snake comes crawlin' out from where we store the extra life jackets etc and I'm a dead man. It'll be a race between drowning when I jump off or heart attack when the bastard gets too close to me.

Note to self: Put mothballs all OVER that boat. Tommorrow. Morning. Early.

 

[Gonz]

Well sumbitch, timber rattlers & SnP have something in common.

 

[BeardofPants]

Ya could always learn to swim 'n all.

 

[2minkey]

i swam before i walked.

but, then, i'm fucked up.

 

[catocom]

Note to self: Put mothballs all OVER that boat. Tommorrow. Morning. Early.

I just threw a bunch of mothballs out and around, last night.
they work not only for the reptiles, but other critters too.
Don't need none of them brown recluse spiders crawlin' in.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Ya could always learn to swim 'n all.

I've tried many times. I'm not bouyant. Besides, shit floats; sugar sinks.

 

[chcr]

Know what really freaked me about it? I got a barn...well, more like a dirt floor garage, but humor a redneck. I KNOW they's legless reptiles in that place.

I keep m'boat there.

I can't swim.

I get that boat out on the water one day and a snake comes crawlin' out from where we store the extra life jackets etc and I'm a dead man. It'll be a race between drowning when I jump off or heart attack when the bastard gets too close to me.

Note to self: Put mothballs all OVER that boat. Tommorrow. Morning. Early.

I always tell people that I'm not sure at this point that it's necessary for a snake to be in any way poisonous for it to kill me.

 

[catocom]

I always tell people that I'm not sure at this point that it's necessary for a snake to be in any way poisonous for it to kill me.

that's why I try not to get excited until I can identify what kind it is, and it
don't take ne long.
I'm 'on the move' anyway, either way.

 

[Inkara1]

At the bottom of this page now is an ad for snake ringtones.

 

[Nixy]

There's an ad for snake repellents and traps now, I think SnP needs to keep an eye out for that.

 

[BeardofPants]

I've got a 'snake coughs up hippo' ad.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

There's an ad for snake repellents and traps now, I think SnP needs to keep an eye out for that.

Snake traps.

They're called hogs. Hog'll eat a snake right quick like.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Well sumbitch, timber rattlers & SnP have something in common.

Yeah. For the most part we keep our collective asses out'n the north. Even a rattlesnake can't take bein around yankees.