The things people say to you

HeXp£Øi±

HeXp£Øi±

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Would you do the dishes?
You look like Matt Dillon.(What?)
Would you please turn that down?
Get off that computer and come over here!
You have long eyelashes.
Didn't say you were going to do the dishes?((I hate doing dishes)
You look like Ray Liotta.(ok,I do kinda look like Ray Liotta)
 
You're odd.

Why don't you talk to me!? ( :rolleyes: )

Do you have to have it so loud?

Can I have a piece of your chewing gum? (Mufu's favorite)

You know...if it was anyone else but me listening to you now, they would run away. But don't worry...I get what you're saying. (my best friend :D )
 
Let me speak to your supervisor.

You're the rudest person I've ever talked to.

You must really enjoy your job.

&#$!@!!!
 
you look like jarvis cocker

thanks ris

turn that off [down]

come to bed

i hate you/ you smell
 
Can you change his diaper?
I don't want to do schoolwork!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
::said in quick succession:: Dad. Dad! Dad! Dad!! DAD!!!! (Me: WHAT?!) I want, I want, umm... umm... I want... umm.... ::stares off into space like she's forgotten I exist::
::toddler wanting to be picked up:: Unnnhhhhh! Unnnnh! Unnnnnh!
Do you mind if I go take a nap?
If I say I don't want to do something, then I don't have to do it!
Where's my other shoe?
I'm not a child!
Are you cooking dinner?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
 
Here are a few excerpts from my brothers' favorite list of things to say

Can I have a Pepsi? (No) Can I have a root beer? (No) Can I have a Dr. Pepper? (No) Can I have a Pepsi? (No) OK, I'll go get one! D (NO!)
Lemme see that one episode of Dragonball Z where...
I wanna play a game on your computer. (OK, gimme a minute) I wanna play it now. (ALRIGHT, hold on!) Now now now now now! (OK, THERE, now what game do you wanna play?) Umm....
[Billy/Gerry] [hit/punched/kicked/slammed/threw] [me/my friend/himself]!
I don't like that. (Too bad, you asked for it, you eat it) I want a cookie. (No) OK, I'll go get one! D (NO!)
I'm full (But you only ate 2 bites) I'm full (Eat 6 more bites) But then it'll be gone! (Yeah)
 
Or this

ME (doing some maintenance on our Linux gateway machine) $ service network stop [enter]
(10 minutes elapse)
PARENTS Did the internet go down or what? Can you bring it back please?


SISTER Can you download me some more Britney Spears? (no) What about Backstreet Boys? (no)

BROTHER Um can you stop downloading please? I'm only getting 400 kb/s and you are taking the other 100. (yeah right)
 
Luis do you know something about........?
can you help me with......
i need a favour.......

we have a party
let's drink
 
HeXp£Øi± said:
You look like Matt Dillon.(What?)
You have long eyelashes.
You look like Ray Liotta.(ok,I do kinda look like Ray Liotta)
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*faint*

Ardsgaine said:
Can you change his diaper?
I don't want to do schoolwork!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
::said in quick succession:: Dad. Dad! Dad! Dad!! DAD!!!! (Me: WHAT?!) I want, I want, umm... umm... I want... umm.... ::stares off into space like she's forgotten I exist::
::toddler wanting to be picked up:: Unnnhhhhh! Unnnnh! Unnnnnh!
Do you mind if I go take a nap?
If I say I don't want to do something, then I don't have to do it!
Where's my other shoe?
I'm not a child!
Are you cooking dinner?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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That's the PHREAKING FUNNIEST thing I have heard in a LOOOOOOONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl3:

Ok, now me:
"Did you do ________ yet?"
"Mommy, can we cuddle?"
"I'm hungry!"
"I'm thirsty!"
"I can't find any socks!"
"Can I play playstation?"
"When are you going to pay us?" :D
 
Spirit said:
That's the PHREAKING FUNNIEST thing I have heard in a LOOOOOOONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl3:
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That's pretty much my life... :p

"Mommy, can we cuddle?"
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That one wouldn't be so bad if it came at a time when I wasn't already up to my elbows in chores, or worse, when I wasn't already cuddled up with Mommy and trying to have an adult moment.

"I'm hungry!"
"I'm thirsty!"
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My response: Yeah... and?

"I can't find any socks!"
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And so you walk in their room, open their sock drawer and pull out a pair of socks, which makes you wonder if there's some optical deficiency in children that makes certain objects invisible to them??? :confuse2:
 
makes you wonder if there's some optical deficiency in children that makes certain objects invisible to them
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I knew I wasn't the only one who was suspicious of that! :D
 
{in an accusing tone} My computer just CRASHED!
I have a special project for you... (that means everyone else refused to do it)
Did you fart? ("no honey, that's the garbage that smells, can you take it out?") :D
Are you tired? (translation: can we have sex?)
I want cookies/ice cream/yummies/dessert.
duh bah dah.
 
"Daddy, wanna go for a walk?" (I melt) I'm like, sur, why not.......

"Dude.........do you work out or somethin'?" (yeah right) *smile*

"Oh baby, I love you!" (my girl......she's so awesome! so blind to my multitude of flaws, bless her heart......)

"Dude........I don't have a clue what you just said......."

"Daddy, can we go for a ride in 'Jeepie"?" (my old Jeep......she's the best!) :)
 
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