I'm a little hard up

[catocom]

but I've got a quarter...



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510746,00.html

Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum

 

[chcr]

I'm thinking that must have been a particularly good looking car vacuum.

 

[catocom]

*shakes cane in defiance
fer a qwuater it better be!

 

[Gonz]

Why put him in jail? In't being caught with a vacuum enough humiliation?