How to Shower

how i shower:
roll out of bed, stumble to bathroom, grab towel off door, turn on water, locate toothbrush and paste, enter shower, brush teeth, wash hair, wash body, turn up heat, stand there in a sleepy haze wondering if i really need to go to work today, shave if neccessary, whimper and moan about having to get motivated, turn off water, exit.
 
I get up, start the hot water trickling, then take a short nap, and hopefully by the time I'm back up the hot water's coming through. Once I'm inside everything looks hazy (mostly because I'm practically blind without my glasses :nerd: ) so I just soap down, rinse, shampoo, rinse and I'm out quick, dry off my hair first so I can put my glasses back on before I step on something (usually the cat), then on with the rest of my day.
 
How I shower, stumble out of bed, turn water on, no need to strip since I sleep in the buff, make sure water is at a good temperature, get in, stand there a few minutes and let the water run down, adjust the temp for hotter if need be. Wash hair, condition, brush hair while conditioner is in, take body wash and scrub down, rinse, shave if need to, rinse hair, wash face, stand there again for a few more minutes enjoying the heat, turn water off and get out.
 
1. take of clothes
2. curse at self for not remembering to close the bedroom blinds
3. play with the water temp for ab out 5 minutes till I have decided if I want to be scalded or frozen
4. get in shower
5. brush teeth
6. wash hair with smelly shampoo
7. wash hair again
8. condition hair with matching smelly conditioner
9. wash body with smelly body wash and loofah
10. shave (this is only when I was able to. my belly is now in the way)
11. wash face
12. stand in shower for a really long time
13 hear knocking on the bathroom door knowing that it is time to get out
14. stand in shower a bit longer
15. turn off water
16. grab and put on body towel and hair towel
17. put on robe that lacks it's belt (I swear the dryer ate it)
18. walk out of bathroom noticing that I still haven't shut the blinds and pray that I haven't graced the neighbors with my huge pregnant nekkidness.
19. lotion up
20. take forever to decide on clothes
21. get dressed
22. lay back down
 
Gah, I never bother to close the blinds. Quite frankly, I'm surprised I haven't appeared on the internet somewhere on one of those voyeur porn sites or summit. Not that I've been looking, mind you. :lloyd:
 
Turn on shower, get in shower.
Get utterley confused by the dazzling array of fruit and jojoba(wtf?) body/shampoo/scrub/things.
Use conditioner for "coloured hair" as shower gel.
Get out of shower and find least wet towel. Pick up cup of tea and get dressed.
 
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