*smirk*
I used to hate taking those to bake sales at school. Not because they wouldn't move. They hauled ass, and I was always the first sold out. But then the teachers would saddle me with trying to sell off the dry store bought chocolate chip cookies that some dork's mom bought in a 5lbs bag and nobody wanted. Instead of being first done, I would wind up last away from the table, leaving it full and looking like I didn't do anything .... and I never, ever managed to get one for myself.