Dumbest and best jokes you ever heard (Warning may not be suitable for children)

[markjs]

The dumbest by far:

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same!

Now this one isn't the best, but its the best that came to mind:

How do the English engage in oral sex?

Stand on opposite sides of the room exclaiming "Fuck you!" (said with English accent of course)

 

[Squiggy]

Its supposed to be "One of his feet are both the same"....

 

[markjs]

Is that supposed to make it more or less dumb?

 

[Squiggy]

OK...you got me on that one....

 

[Q]

I'll take more dumb...for a hundred please

 

[markjs]

cmon peeps, wheres the good jokes? (and the dumb ones)

 

[Squiggy]

What color is an orange? True or False?

 

[markjs]

true!

 

[Squiggy]

BZZZZT! Still your turn....

 

[Q]

I'll take Alex Trebeck for 500 please

 

[Squiggy]

I don't think he'll let you...

 

[Q]

I just want one of those snappy Botany 500 sport jackets

 

[Squiggy]

I can be had for much less....

 

[Q]

Is your wardrobe provided by Botony 500??

 

[Squiggy]

We won't need a wardrobe...

 

[Leslie]

Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.

 

[Leslie]

Did you hear the one about the egg?
It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!

 

[Leslie]

What do you call a cow who eats your grass?
A lawn-moo-er

kids are great, really, I get all the funniest jokes

 

[unclehobart]

How do the English engage in oral sex?

Stand on opposite sides of the room exclaiming "Fuck you!" (said with English accent of course)

Its supposed to be 'YOU NUTTER!!'

 

[Professur]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?









Coz it was dead.