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31. I think my moral compass made me what I yam today..

okay.. grooming, huh? Okay.. but I don't hafta pick off (and eat) the dirt, dead skin, and parasites that she has in her fur? Just give her a backrub? Wine Her, Dine Her, then dine Her?

No, man.. she stank of cod-liver oil, had three bucked teeth (two on top, one on bottom) large, missing patches of white hair, [on her head, anyways], a dirty sanchez moustache and she spake with a hoarse, gutteral tone. I think she actually scared me into showing her my ass...I sure hope...

25 times? goodness! That's a BIG JOB! That'd be a good episode of "Dirty Jobs"

Lessee.. Um..Start...programs..Oh crap! I'll never remember THAT! Numbers is way easier for me!

Last winter my sewer froze up.. I had to take off the pipe to the septic tank, bring it in the (I bet you thought I wuz gonna say, "house") SHOP, and melt it out. THIS winter it's real bad cuz we ain't got no snow, and if temps drop to -40°F, the frost line is gonna go deep, and freeze even my...

If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your ass, DO NOT show them your ass. This is a SCAM, they just want to see your ass. I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap

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we sez "Hi". No, no sharing of the bits-n-pieces.. that's fer queer folk. Nah, jest jabberin' How the heck do I getter signed in, anyhoo? The picture don' show up fer Image Vitrification.. I can ask fury? Send me a PM dammit!

"touchin cotton! touchin cotton! touchin cotton! ..oops, too late."

now THAT was funnay!:rofl2:

http://www.shopmaninc.com/pdf/moldm/tinsil70.pdf !

She probably thought it was a trick question.. Schools are full of "trick questions" I asked my boy, whom is 12, and he said "...uh..rice?" Questioningly!

keep it up! methane and hydrogen sulfide are good contributors, too!

..no need to sand palms, if you keep using them.. Anybuddy care what I got? Two shirts. One of which my eldest son stole.:crying7: So.. One. One shirt. ..and time with my awesome (immediate) family! (which is better than giftses)

What's the LEAST used "gadget" in your home? Mine's the plunger. Have one - no need to use it. I guess we're not that full of shit..

"Come and play, everything's A-Ok...On my way, to where the air is sweeped.." (That's the way my son used to sing it when he was tiny) - Had to add that..

it was a joke..

I gotta getter registered.. Last time I tried, the 'puter wouldn't show the image confirmation image. Is it Flash? Java? I could try it on this box, but that'd be cheatin. Hafta try it agin on the other box. Different user, different room, different everything. Udderwise, if she be...