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Not even a warm up session? I'm kinda thirsty over here...

Hi Rachel... good to see ya. :D

Hippie Bidet to the pooch... I'll have a beer... gotta wet the dog's head.

Congrats stewy!! :headbng2: I feel kinda inferior next to you guys... I've only just made it past 50 *poke2*

:eek13: How did you know I ticked golden showers? :laugh5: Kevin... you'd best bring an umbrella... it can double up as sex toy. :lol2:

I can love myself on a Saturday night on the way back home from the pub... but I don't love myself in the morning. :lol2:

Would you accept if it was? :winkkiss:

Sure Kevin... d'you want Ms. Hunney to teach you? :winkkiss: Muuhhaahahaha :lol2:

Oooh Lynne... you get nothing for a pair... not in this game... :D Good to see ya hun, I just posted a reply in your thread. Like the new name btw... or you could dye your hair brown and call yourself 'Irn Brunette' :D

Hi Lynne... good to see ya. :D Maybe you should stick to cotton knickers... that might stop your arse from itching.. Joking... :lol2:

I love the summer but I'm pleased it's nearly over... 1. Kids go back to school in 2 weeks... 2. I won't have to cut the bloody grass again... :D

Tell me about it... if I could dry it out and smoke it then there wouldn't be a problem... :D

Believe me... that's not the case, this guy cares about no-one but himself. He's not doing it to spare my daughters feelings, he's just a selfish wanker. To be honest I'm glad he's nowhere near me OR my daughter but that doesn't make her feel any better. You think her feelings are spared if he...

Nobody??? That's bad... you can say it to me if ya like... :) Joking...

My kids, my fiance and my kitten. I say I love you to my closest friends... otherwise it depends on how smashed I am.... hehe.. :D

Ash I know I'm new round here and I don't really know you but I just wanted to say how sorry I was to read your post. I know what it feels like to lose people who are close to me, I lost so many friends during school... both my parents died when I was young. It will get better you just have...

Amen!!! :D

Poor guy has lost the plot... gone in the head. *poke2* Maybe he gets turned on by maths and physics... maybe diagrams really do it for him... who knows...

:D I wondered where all those dirty thoughts were coming from... :la:

Yeah... I shoulda seen that one coming... actually it arrived the other day and it tastes rank. :sick3: