Search results

It needs a name~! A personality... a LEGEND! Suggestions?

Hehehe.... wellllllll *pauses* Nothing. Really. internet... lol... and umm... the occasional drinking. *hides* which of course, I did not do... *walks away* and schoolllll! school is fun! Lol. I think all of my 19 year old friends (or most of them) are internet addicts. I am a dork, yes, yes...

Awwww! You guys are so sweet! thank you so much!

I got a cell phone! Sooo pretty *shameless nextel advertising* sooooooo preeeetttttyyyyyy. *immitates walkie talkie* BEEP BEEP. (/crazy bored post)

I was in my Geometry class. One of the students returned and told us what happened. I had no idea what the world trade centers even were.. I thought she was kidding. I remember crying later that day, once finding out. It's just something that should have never happened...

I SEE POCKY ON THE DESK!!!!!!!!!

granted. you call the band, fuck ho bag douce christwagon mother sin... everyone hates you, and they kill you. I wish that I had a boyfriend... that was PERFECT!

Granted, the coke appears in a rubber ball, and un-intentionally rolls off a random 45 foot cliff in your kkitchen, and you lose a limb. Any one of them really. Pick one. I wish that I could get off work just one day >.<

Granted, and sinse the fairy that granted it had no clue what youw ere talking about, you end up... fuck it. you win. I wish that fucktards did not come into my store tonight

Granted, but IBM is Incinigrating Big Members (penises) in which you have to do... to have stock. Bye bye little bish. I wish that my website looked nice.

Granted, you and your friends go to the rock clubs, where you hear people go on and on about granite (granted). I wish that it was not slippey out

Granted, but you appear on the set of a bad lesbian pornography. I wish that I could meet Evanescence, the band

granted,but now you have no mouth. I wish that my job location did not exist for one week.. soI could have a day off.

Granted, but they turn into tires, and run over the whole world. I wish that I was the envy (in a good way....) of all the weemen (women).

Granted. You weren't to begin with. <3 I wish that I did not have to go home now and go to work in 8 hours.

Granted. And nothing fucked up happens. i wish that fucktard would foget I EXIST!

granted. But suddenly fluently means "can only say penis, but you tihnk you are saying other words." So you now run around only saying penis. I wish that I was a kitty.

Granted, but it is in your anus. that's all that I have to say about that. I wish that I was pretty.

Granted, but that extra weekend day is called "Death Day," and everyone dies. The day missing in the week... was the day to cancel out death day, the one that ket everyone alive. the only one surviving is Kittie, and she has her way with you know who's dead body... ehem... i wish I had a...

granted, but instead your throat is covered in cum. Oh wait no... you can't open your mouth that wide... now there are cicada's in your throat. I wish that there were no bugs in the world.