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Word! I love NetFlix, and not only because its name reminds me of me. I'm not completely vain. ...Or am I?

Where is Monica Lewinsky on that list?

That's two words. Fucking cheater. *piss2* Hmm, "cheater" President.

I collect it in an air-tight container, set it outside to roast in the sun a bit, then I mix it inside batch of cupcakes that I give poor children in the local hospital. I'm a giver. What? It's a hobby.

Charmed

Well, MY CAT quite proudly refers to himself as "British," but that may just be because he's owned by a stupid yank.

Men (preferably wearing an Elijah Wood costume.l ) We're being honest, right?

Hi, thanks! I feel so loved here. Who has the bong?

President

But I'm lazy. Now appease me.

I think love is something that should be kept private under all circumstances. When I see public displays of affection, I always try to shout "Get a fucking room," as I feel I'm so obligated to society. In fact, no one should be allowed to be in love. Unless they're in love with me.

I knew I didn't look closely enough at my semen. Should I be checking for ticks regularly? If the tick goes unattended-to, will it become infected with ADD? I'm very worried now.

The "G" is silent.

Excited? Me? I'm proud that it hasn't already become apparent that I knew it was the WOTD. My subtle ways please me greatly.

Hmm. Where is this thread, and how do I contribute?

What's all the fuss about punani? Sheesh. I got one of those translators. Apparently, my cat is British. I knew there was a reason he was acting so self-important.

I lived there for 17 1/2 years. From what I remember? Yeah. It's pretty flat in many areas, but not too many. "And this is interesting to me because why?" you may inquire? Well, I'll tell you: Because this pancake/Kansas rumor is fALSE! I morally protest to its inclusion on this message...

One should never let their genitals become a forrest of mystery. Who knows what hides in the shadows...

The friggin' hell? Avril Lavigne is so far from hot, she's giving those poor starving children in Africa frost bite. She's just all "Grr! I'm rock! GRRR! ANGRY! Deep!" when I think she's just trying to cover up the fact that she likes the punani and can't admit it.

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