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Re : you sick freak... my true major crush i won't mention, he may kill me, but i have a solid fascination for Rove McManus, an australian tv presenter, if this works, and hopefully it does, take a quick look! http://www.rove.com.au/whatthe/current/ it's not rove in person but his humour...

i was hoping for someone else to come up with that connection, i didn't want to get too sarcastic all in the one night :worship: good call!!!!

Bj Richfield And Crystal Route 90 excellent !!!!!!!!!!! :laugh2: :whip:

red car pic "Believe me, i swear, there was a huge elephant coming straight towards me carrying some sort of beast in it's trunk"

Re : robert palmer i think this puppy got "addicted to" wayyyyy to many things :smoke:

yes.....you better get out of the way real quick or else you might get that hot pan full of paella in your perfectly groomed hair plus a broken nose! :mad4:

tsunami i hear they are preparing for a big one, but what can you do when a huge wall of water comes crashing down on you? Grab your snorkels Japan, you're probably gonna need them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes i definately count that, anything that involves the expulsion of unnatural like matter counts here, hehehehe now i don't feel so bad after a really heavy night on the piss! uh-oh i feel a post about grog bogs coming on :banghead:

did you need a stomach bypass?.....or.....let me guess.....alot of milk consumption or mylanta was involved?

1st name : you're first pets name surname : the street where you first lived Hello there lover, I'm Blackie Bang-a-low, lets have some fun! :fap:

oooooooooohh! that's gotta hurt!!!!

mine........a friend cooked mango stuffed chicken breast for me. i ate it, thought it tasted a bit strange, and spent the next two days in hospital and couldn't eat chicken for 6 months the verdict - giving someone salmonella poisoning really isn't the best way to get laid :sick2: *puke*...

Re : pickles gherkins are the really only worthwhile type of pickle on this planet, all the others make my face look like a cats ass!

Sport? Isn't that some sort of exercise?hmm...... i thought that was illegal! but seriously i do have a six-pack actually i have several, i keep them in the fridge :drink:

In the dry store, in the coolroom, the disabled toilets, and also in that little corner over there where you think no one can see what you're doing! The truth is that everyone can see that little corner you know, and can see exactly what you're doing, no matter how drunk they are. Oh, i...

"Do you think if i just made something up i could quietly slip it in and no-one would notice?" it works several levels

I had actually stopped smoking for 5 years and finally got rid of those nicotine stains on my fingers - But quit for good? NEVER!!!!!!! When the companies start manufacturing only menthol cigarettes, I would definately stub out my final smoke and run far away, the world would stink even...

I happen to own 5 ashtrays, each within arms reach so i never have to actually touch one in case it falls, and also to ensure any particular ashtray doesn't fill up extrememly fast

i unfortunately have a similar problem with substances that have liquid properties, :drink: and also those that have solid properties.

I have no ashtray etiquette and it’s a problem. Everyday I end up with a least 1 pile of skanky butts and ash on my floor, couch, bed or myself. I bought a vacuum cleaner for this purpose, Tiffany. But now Tiffany has turned against me and has joined with the ashtrays in making my life a filthy...