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So true, so true! :mope:

Whaddya wanna bet before the fuse was lit he said "Hey Bubba, hold my beer and watch this!"

Guess I'm a happy medium... sorta... :kiss:

I'd keep my hair so short it doesn't need a comb but Mama doesn't like it that way. She said the first two things that attracted her to me was the hair and the Harley..... BUT if ya gotta have it, make it neat or wear a cap, I go the cap route, it's easier and I'm lazy. What's the polar...

Do you mean to tell me all those 6th graders aren't ... um.... packin' so to speak? False advertising at such a young age....

I've not been to a good public spacklin' (that's texan) in a long time. Ahhhh, where does time go? :drink2:

So what does a bra failure look like? :devious: Na, it's ALWAYS worth it unless there is a trip to the physician as a result! IMO anyway. :toast:

We went from *gasp* dialup at 24K max to wireless a few months ago here in the wilderness so everything seems fast now. But it IS slowing, at least as I get more impatient. (SCREAMS "I WANT IT NOW!!")

Take a deep breath Nixy!

LOL!! Stalking is such an ug.. er.... appropriate term.:leghump: Those guys did have a way of getting to the point when they were around, didn't they? I only wish we'd been able to spend some time with them together. *sigh* Sounds like you and Karen are definitely sisters, that girl has more...

What the heck is a 'snork'? Mine's 11 now and we had teletubbies and Thomas the Tank Engine but no snorks.

OH BABY!! I love it when you talk dirty to me! New furniture is always fun!

I'm a baaaad boy! :evilgrin: It's a tough gig but it grows on ya.

"Lollipop lollipop"

Seems like since I dropped in, Nalani has been suspiciously absent. What's that girl been hiding? :shrug:

I wonder if the 'no grunting' rule applies in the toilet?

Me too, at least all the stress is self-induced. Thus the self medication. :grinyes:

Yep, took the leap nearly 3 years ago. Someday I hope to actually PAY myself. :crap:

I work for the most wonderful person in the world! Understanding, lenient, a true pleasure to be around! :wink2:

Front door at home, back door at my families, through the garage at hers. hehe-hehe, he said "back door"