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That's so true Squiggy... about us all having reasons for being here instead of enjoying real life. You hit the nail on the head there mate... did you do that with your penis too???? I know you type with it... I was just wondering.... nah... that's gotta hurt... then again if you like the whole...

Only if you climaxed... did you? :lol2:

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I'm 29... 30 in November... YIKES!!!

*blows nose on stewygrrrr's t-shirt* Thanks... us northerners have gotta look out for each other. :)

Thanks Alpha Troll, Freako 104 and Rose... I feel well at home now. :)

That's okay... I'm Northern too... there must be lots of deaf c**ts stuck in holes up here, maybe that's why there's not many people around... only cows and sheep.. Baa!!!

Yep... it's me alright... at least it was the last time I checked. Gotta be careful with all these blue smurfs running around... know what I mean. Good to see you again Paul... Ppssstt... do the carrots and the pixies know we're here? *peepwall*

In that other hole over there... could you not hear me shouting you? Thanks for the welcome... steweygrrrr :)

Can someone just post a quick reply to witness that please...? I'll have a contract drawn up Kevin, it'll be with you in a few days... hehe..

Okay guys... how long have you got??? :la: Oral... In a night club toilet. In a moving vehicle, it was so funny the time when a lorry driver was driving alongside us. He was looking down into the car with alot of interest let me tell you... hehe.. Full blown Hows-yer-father...

Thanks Arris... I haven't been banned... I'm a good girl... *gives evil grin* Hey tonks!! I didn't get it yet hun, d'you wanna send it again? :) Kevin... is there not a toe sucking smiley??? Muuhhaahahaha :nanabang:

What??? You mean you can catch flies with it??? :licklips:

Hey tonks... did you only have 4??? Jeez, that's not bad going, I woulda polished off the whole tray...

Course not hun... that's fine with me... I'm a naturist. :winkkiss:

Looks like a smiley orgy... I wouldn't worry about it mate. They're having such a good time I don't think they care about whether they have rights or not... :D

Hi guys :) Hey bleach... does Ali sound like it should be said in a Birmingham accent too? hehehehe :D

some blokes are sexy in thongs...

*throws a temper tantrum* *stomps feet and throws dolly mixtures on the floor* Aaaaah!! But I want to stay in the Kiddie Korner!!! *pet lip*

I used to bite my nails to the point where my finger ends were really sore. I stopped though... wanna know how? Clear nail varnish, add salt, pepper, a few drops of vinegar and a lil bit of mustard powder. Paint it on and be prepared to puke. It worked for me... Ali (reformed nail biter) :D