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Oh I've been lucky enough to have the no contact thing... and that's a relief to be honest. Thing is... we had a kid together and after 5 years of being bullied and shoved around I decided to get the hell outta there. He made all this fuss about me taking his daughter away and as much as I hated...

I agree tonks, it's bloody hilarious... just made my stomach churn for a second. Chocolate doggy dip dabs... mmmmmm:brush:

Yes, they should leave him alone, I know he's 3rd in line to the throne but he's still just a kid. He's only smoked a few spliffs for Gods sake... I don't see the breaking news in that. The press stink the way they exploit people. They were told after Diana died to leave Wills and Harry alone...

I'd be up for that... :grinyes:

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That's exactly how I feel, I know I'm not old and I don't feel old... but I don't wanna let go of my twenties. If the thirties go as quick as the twenties then before I know it I'll be in my forties :bolt:

I got the link from him up there... *points up*

I used to be really tidy but after 7 years of kids and housework I really don't give a shit. Let someone else do it for a change... I'm bored stiff. My house is clean but it's lived in... I bloody hate gardening as well... frigging weeds!!!

I ticked 11... not bad going I guess. Aaah... time for a cigarette I think... :smoke:

Yeah... let it out... have a good rant... we don't mind. My ex is a complete arsehole too... mind you, he was an arsehole before he was my ex as well... wtf was I thinking??? :banghead:

hehe tonks... no intrusion... you can join in if you like... :lol2:

You've got a one track mind... I like your way of thinking. :la: Did you manage to sort out a jumbo jet yet????

Sounds like the perfect solution to me... where do I sign?

6MPH... well I never? I can't think of anything more to add to that one... you win that point. But watch out Mr smooth... I'll get ya later. :winkkiss:

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Oooh... 65F... Mr weather man. :lol2: Any idea of the wind direction...? Did you wet your penis and hold it up in the air to see which way it was blowing...?

BBBRRRR!!! I bet it was chilly up there...

:sick3: OMG!!! That is EEEEWWWW, I was enjoying my toast up until a few minutes ago...

LMAO!!! That's coz you haven't had a chance to see the real me yet tonks... I can be sweet... but innocent.... wtf does that mean????? :laugh: And just for the record... I don't get a milk moustache... doesn't half make a mess of the bed sheets though. *lol*