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    Firefighters watch man's garage go up in flames

    Welcome to America, Starya. This is nothing new. That said, they could have put out the fire and sent the guy a bill. With an arrangement like this, what's to say that such a fire department couldn't set a fire on the property of someone who refuses to pay the "membership fee", and then...
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    Einsteins Theory of Relativity

    Shitfinity. :D
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    My absence

    Re: My absents If you need a Wi-Fi receiver, I might have a spare USB one I could send you.
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    Happy Birthday Kruz!

    So I hear it's your birthday Who gives a shit? Do you feel older? You certainly LOOK it. Did you get lots of presents? A pinch to grow an inch? Did you phone your Grandma And thank her ... for the GIFT? Well you can have your cake And you can eat it too I hope it's fake And you live...
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    Virtually all Iraq's utilities below pre invasion levels

    I wholeheartedly agree. Also, I wish we could hear about the good things happening in North Korea, Ethiopia, Darfur, Bangladesh, Nigeria, Somalia, Chechnya, Haiti ... Plain and simple, the occupation of Iraq is a total goat fuck. You can tie a red-white-and-blue ribbon around a lump of shit...
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    U.N. report: U.S. committed acts 'amounting to torture' at Gitmo

    So you're saying that because the rest of the world insists on holding the most powerful nation on the planet accountable for its actions, that the rest of the world is irrelevant? And it's not exactly like we don't have prisons in which we refuse to give the Red Cross unfettered access. And...
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    Einsteins Theory of Relativity

    If you installed a spacecraft (or any vehicle for that matter) with front turbo boosters and rear turbo boosters, and you fire both of them at the same time, will you crash into yourself?
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    so...the Olympics are on...

    Wow, you mean America is #1 at something besides arrogance? :D :D :D
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    Bras and other undergarments

    :nanabang:
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    What can Brown do for you?

    "The Power Of Brown" I can never hear that corporate phrase without immediately thinking about poo.
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    You Don't Know Dick

    You really are a masochist, aren't you? :banghead:
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    FOX News Asks The Hard Questions No One Else Will Ask

    I don't feel the slightest bit sorry for the man. He's a whore, he chose to be a whore, and he continues to be a whore. Nobody is holding a gun to his head, and apparently the bennies are good enough for him to allow himself to be humiliated day after day like he does. (And I don't mean to...
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    FOX News Asks The Hard Questions No One Else Will Ask

    "That's beautiful, man."
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    Who would play YOU?

    1. Steve Buscemi 2. Thora Birch (Wait, that's been done already. *scratch scratch scratch*) 2. Signe Egholm Olson (http://www.cafeteatret.dk/presseservice/tinydynamite_foto03.htm) [I just saw her last night in Nordkraft ... excellent film!] 3. Jean Claude van Damme ("Universal Soldier ...
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    Bras and other undergarments

    That's good, I hear that horse-drawn Internet is not that easy to come by.
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    Bras and other undergarments

    That would seem to be quite nasty. I don't even like those little fishnet-style "goodie bags" they sew into men's swimtrunks. I've never found one-piece pantyhose to be all that attractive. (Granted, most of the time, anything above the thigh is out of view, but they would just seem to be...
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    WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW??

    What comedian said, "If the best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup, than you'd probably want to begin rethinking some of your decisions in life"? (Personally, a cup of Douwe-Egberts Dark Roast is the perfect start to any morning, IMO. Hail Senseo!)
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    favorite band?

    The band that has gotten me through more hard times in my life than I can remember: Band: The Smiths Favorite Album: Hatful Of Hollow Close Second: The Queen Is Dead
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    Bought a car today...

    Whoopsie!
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