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I remember I went to a wedding in march, while I was at uni, I spent the reception hiding from an obscenely drunk 45 year old guy, who was adamant that the bride was really seeing him, and that the entire wedding was part of a convuluted plot to get back at the groom... Hmm... But apart...

Lol, all those drunken ppl at the reception, It's a notorious hunting ground for unattached 30 plussers! But then again, free buffet! Have fun! :swing:

Fox, Plain old boring furry verminy (is that a word?!) Fox. And i'ts not even like i take after the namesake either (smart/sly etc) only the verminy bit... :lloyd:

Yay, Just thought i'd post a happy thread! :swing: Going to Middlesbrough on thursday next week! I get to see all my friends one last time! YAY! Though that i would'nt see them again when i left and i never got to say goodbye properly, so now i'm a happy bunny, plus we're gonna have a beach...

Don't Talk to me About Debt!!! lol, I owe Money each month for a house I don't live in in middlesbrough till a new tennant is found (or i go back to uni!) £500+ I'm overdrawn to the eyeballs due to a nasty situation at the start of the year: £1250 O/D And My phone bill comes in...

Have suddenly started to recieve adverts to my phone now, resulting in me missing vital text messages, Grrr. Is nothing sacred anymore?! :alienhuh:

I asked him to show me the solution to world hunger. I got a happy dance, so from now on to help the poor kids of the world, I'ma do a happy dance! :swing:

Aw I feel left out! Well, Fine! I'll just go back to my magical place where the flowers grow, or failing that smack dab in the middle of the northwest's most disputed territory, manchester... I much prefer the place with the flowers....

Well ATM its Just plain old brown, But it's been Black Red Green and Blue, and none of it ever suited me! May just have to go back to being bald, But my uni mate steph always did my hair... I MISS MY FWIENDS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :crying4:

Y'know, I have this theory on god.... It's Me... "How?" you may ask, Well I was praying last night and realised I was talking to myself.... :lloyd:

Thats Cool, I'm gonna be doing psych this year at uni, hoping to be a clinical psychologist thingy, but i have to do a multitude of courses, do'h have to do three years on this course just to be added to the register of psychologists, then i canm actually start to train as a clinical...

One word for you all. Spaced. Available at play.Com for about a tenner i thoink for each series, Tres funny if you're a brit, but if ur american, then maybe just plain wierd....

What if its already happening, we could be in month seven now!

Ah ok, thx rose :) So no nasty buggy wuggies to worry about round here then! woohoo! Thats all i need right now. Having a bit of a personal crisis and would appreciate some help! PM'S Only though...

What? I don't get it... Wheres this happenning? Is it in a particular state or just across america in general? :confused:

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW Etc. Why all the fixing talk? i'm pretty sure most ppl on the forum aren't that overly frisky....

I see the point of the toilet has been missed completely! You see the purpose of the bathroom is threefold (lol) 1) It's a place to hide from ur g/f or the beast that has been following you from pub to pub all night 2) It is a safe haven for those who are so inebriated that they can no...

I suppose it relies on social factors, British sitcoms are made for a british audience who have different social rules or expectations to american audiences, Whereas the american sitcoms are made for american social environments, if you get my meaning. I'm pretty sure theres some people out...

Hmmm, I could sure go for a free taco right now, but people fail to realize all the other nasty stuff left out, like the looting of maube YOUR HOUSE! :P or the random riots destroying your town or a family member or loved one getting all caught up in it. Nah, Screw that last statement...

And raven is far more than just raven.... Oh wait, No. My bad, he's just raven....