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annoyed babbles of my friends as I play hanson just to piss them off

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Hanson- This Time Around. Yes, I'm listening to Hanson. No, you may not laugh. I'm reliving the old days when I was a groupie in the 3rd grade.

that's not fair. We get maybe one snowflake a year down here if we're lucky. Just a hell of a lot of rain and frost at the worst possible times.

Rammstein. Klavier.

... france doesn't exist.

does anyone else find it vaguely amusing that the second hit on the search 'failure' on google is the biography of george bush...

1] Kucinich- 100% 2] Kerry- 93% 3] Sharpton- 89% 4] Dean- 88% 5] Clark- 86% 6] Edwards- 83% 7] Lieberman- 79% 8] Bush- 12% heh... yeah, screw you, Bush.

the authority in this country need to be run down and trampled by a herd of stampeding elephants being attacked by hornets and an array of other stinging insectsand be tied to a tree surrounded by a circle of llamas with a habit of spitting on people, and slapped merclessly across the face with...

Steven Lynch- Bitch, Give Me My Money [on a steven lynch kick]

mmm... the taste of fresh brewed irony.

and you start to feel sorry for them until you stop and realize 'SHIT! ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I CAN'T EITHER! You know what... [hands on hips] screw you. screw you all to hell.'

Steven Lynch... kill a kitten.

maybe they're just stupid. what can you expect from daddy's girls who get a new yacht every year and don't know the difference between 56k and broadband... but then again, I still don't think highly of them since I'm the one who has to fix their computers every morning before school...

I'd drink to that. To the same effect, the sand mountain churches I'm forced to visit everytime I go to my friend's house. Everywhere you look, there's either someone commenting [really loudly, if I may add], someone breaking into song and dance, or a mofia member looking at you mean with...

I also like the... Jehovah's Witness: Have you found Jesus? Me: Oh, goodness! [clap hands to face in utter shock] I didn't know he was lost! You get the flashlights, I'll call the police. We will search every single inch of this ground tonight! We will find your Jessie! Jehovah's Witness...

... sweet. I like basements.

anyone ever attempted to convert you in math class? heh I'm on a first name basis with the 'have you been saved' guy at the park because I always says 'by the blood of the lamb, brother. by the blood of the lamb.' because, well... he leaves me alone, and if I told him simply NO, I'd...

and shit, I missed Christmas...

yes, but notice I said a lot, not all. and, yeah, you have a point as well. as was said in Great Expectations: Let's say there was a little girl, and from the time she could understand, she was taught to fear...let's say, she was taught to fear daylight. She was taught it was her enemy...