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Still want one... Quick... someone remind me of the physical and mental pain, the sleepless nights, the expense, the shit and vomit... and thats only after they turn 18!!!! ;)

Don't all VOLVOs have those as standard? on gloomy days VOLVO drivers always get flashed for "leaving their lights on" when they can't turn em off!!!!!

If I did... would I start a thread about waxing? :retard:

Oh.... my.... God! Want one! Want one soooooo bad! Is that your hand Tonks? oh.... my God! That is... *cries*

Man... I doubly wish I were you! :clap:

Marc! My legs make a Shetland pony's look appealing! Mine are more short fat and hairy! :thumbup:

Man! wish I were like you Tonks! :) Damn my stoopid femininity!

Why? She never does! I'm gonna ask for a bibliography after an evening in the pub! :roll2:

I don't like hair on me... Legs, arms, underarms, foof, chin :blush:

What are gams? :blush:

Yeah... men are so upset by it... but then I am kinda hairy so pretty much used to it! :rofl:

All great lookers... future heart breakers no doubt! Man I feel broody... :swing:

He's meant to be Italy!!!! :laugh3: I thought that too when I first saw him... Its sprayed blond! I was covered in it by the end of the night... :grinyes: Not like that though... it just rubbed off each time you cuddled him!!!

Beret, striped T-shirt, fishnets, red shoes... I use public transport!!!!!! That be Chlo..yes her cups runeth over!!!! :roll2: The best pic is this one though... we'd had ALOT to dwink! :drink2:

Okay... pics a commin... Eh voila!

Now... that show was worth paying the TV licence for! :bgtup:

Em... how? :blush: Sorry.. Bear of very little technical brain here!

I was France... I dressed as a French tart/whore... scary thing was I didn't need to buy much for my costume I owned most of the stuff already!!!! :blush: Red lipstick... fishnet tights... red PVC shoes... beret :cool2:

My friend Chloe is leaving good-ol-Blighty to teaching in a Private International school in Portugal! She leaves in 7 days and she's... pretty much... my best and only true friend... we studied at uni together. I get happy sad feelings about her leaving... selfishly I don't want her to...

Well thats good to know... A long old list exists... its just getting the police to remember who's on it!!! :retard: :lol2: